**** 2023 Season-Long NFL PEEHS! ****
Hello again, football fans!
After TEN outstanding years as the GOAT PEEHS Drehpehs, the founder of our beloved game KrazyKris has decided to call it a career. This game has been so much fun, and brought this community together over the years, that I felt it’d be a shame if it ended here. With Kris’ blessing, I’m taking up the mantle and hosting the game so it continues!
As will quickly become apparent, I’m not Kris. I promise I’m not as creative or funny or thorough with my reveals, and you can FORGET about the yearly stats breakdown! I’ll do my best to get the reveals up in a timely manner, but I work, and it’s a long season through the holidays. On that note, I won’t be available for Thanksgiving, so Rawlz517 has graciously volunteered to step in for a guest reveal. If I need more help with reveals, we’ll play it by ear.
I’ve never played PEEHS before, what is it?
PEEHS is basically a fun, free NFL football futures contest. You make an entry by giving answers to the 25 questions before the season starts, and I reveal the answers once a week as the season goes along. For every question, your answer will either be CORRECT, or INCORRECT.
If your answer is CORRECT, your score for that question will simply be the number of people who selected your same correct answer. If you’re the only person to select your correct answer, that’s an ACE! …and your score for that question is 1.
If your answer is INCORRECT, then your score for that question is the number of people who picked the SHEEP answer (most popular answer), plus the number of different correct answers submitted for that question. The SHEEP (most popular answer) can be either correct or incorrect; all that matters is the number of people who selected the SHEEP.
It’s more important to be CORRECT in all your answers, but also be among the fewest participants that select your correct answers.
Scores add up per question over the season. Lowest score wins.
How do I enter?
Anyone can enter by sending me a single-spaced, non-numbered PM with your answers. Please correctly spell first and last names for player names, and just use mascots for team names.
Since we get questions on this every year...
Not spaced (don’t do this):
Falcons Chiefs Saints Nick Chubb…
Single-spaced (DO THIS ONE):
Falcons
Chiefs
Saints
Nick Chubb…
Double-spaced (don’t do this):
Falcons
Chiefs
Saints
Nick Chubb…
So then. On to the questions!
All questions are for the 2023 NFL Regular Season.
1. Name a team that won its 2022 opener, that will lose their opener in 2023.
2. Name a team that will be undefeated at the end of Week 2.
3. Name a team that will lose its 2023 home opener.
4. Name a QB/RB with a 100-yard rushing game by the end of Week 4.
5. Name a Kicker with at least one made 50+ yard field goal by the end of Week 5.
6. Name a RB/WR/TE with TWO+ 100-yard receiving games by the end of Week 6.
7. Name a QB with THREE+ 300-yard passing games by the end of Week 7.
8. Name a team that held another team to single digit points (or shutting them out) in a win by the end of Week 8.
9. Name a defensive player with 5+ sacks by the end of Week 9
10. Name a player to score a rushing, receiving, or return TD in a WINNING EFFORT in an international game by the end of Week 10.
11. Name a team in the Top 10 of Points For by the end of Week 11.
12. Name a player to score at least 1 point in a WINNING EFFORT in a game on Thanksgiving (Ru/Rec/Ret TD ok, kickers ok, passing TD’s excluded)
13. Name a QB/RB in the Top 10 for rushing attempts (carries) by the end of Week 13.
14. Name a defensive player with 2+ interceptions by the end of Week 14.
15. Name a team leading (or co-leading) its division by the end of Week 15.
16. Name a defensive player in the Top 20 for Total Tackles by the end of Week 16.
17. Name a team with a playoff spot clenched by the end of Week 17.
***End of Season Questions***
18. Name a QB with 27+ passing TD’s
19. Name a QB/RB with 1,075+ Rushing Yards
20. Name a RB/WR/TE with 1,075+ Receiving Yards
21. Name a team that MISSED the 2022 playoffs, that will MAKE the 2023 playoffs.
22. Name a team that MADE the 2022 playoffs, that will MISS the 2023 playoffs.
23. Name a team that will defeat the Kansas City Chiefs during the regular season
24. Name a player (kicker or otherwise) who will score at least 110 points during the regular season (passing TD’s excluded for this question).
25. Name a team to finish the season with a negative point differential (0 = incorrect)
Good luck and let us football!!!
Our next incorrect, played by 3 players, is a team that's playing pretty well as I type this. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers finished the season with a +23 point differential.
bolt2112
J.E.C.
MrsWookie
Congrats to the Wookie Wife, as she locks up the Trollface Memorial Award!
Our final incorrect was played by 2 players. The Green Bay Packers improved as the season went along, culminating in a dominating playoff win in Big D. The Pack finished 2023 with a +33 point differential.
stephnick
TehBankertin
Here are the 6 correct answers that weren't played by the field!
Cincinnati Bengals, -18
Seattle Seahawks, -38
Los Angeles Chargers, -52
Atlanta Falcons, -52
Tennessee Titans, -62
Carolina Panthers, -180
After our 7-point SHEEP of Arizona, our next most popular corrects are a trio of 4-pointers. The Indianapolis Colts looked like a lock when their top draft pick went down, but we all underestimated Minshew Mania. He did an admirable job keeping them in the playoff hunt, but for the purposes of this question, they finish with a PD of -19.
Aicirt
cokeboy99
CowboyCold
TJ Eckleburg12
Also played by 4 players, our next correct is the New York Giants. The G-men had a rough year, finishing with a -141.
Bidz
Jimmy Proffett
Rawlz517
TechSupport
Our final 4-point correct is the Washington Commanders. They finish the season dead last in point differential, at a woeful -189.
Bode-ist
Heafner
REDeYeS00
royalblue
Nice. Like chuck feel like I've never really done well before. Fun sweat having no clue on these last 6 questions. And tied going into penultimate question
Our next corrects are a pair of 2-pointers. Hats off to the Pittsburgh Steelers, who MADE THE PLAYOFFS... with a negative point differential of -20.
boscoboy
chuckleslovakian
Our other 2-point correct is the Minnesota Vikings. They finish 2023 at -18.
Precept24
Schlitz mmmm
Question 25 closes with 3 more aces, plus pwnsall's.
If you're a Green Bay Packers homer, and want to twist the knife to your fellow NFC North brethren, you ride with the Chicago Bears posting a negative PD on the season! They finish -19, but with their war chest of draft capital, these games might be more competitive hopefully as soon as next season.
RunRunPassPunt
Our next ace is the Denver Broncos. I love seeing Sean Payton fail, which he was doing with aplomb early in the season, till they flipped the script on the league. But it ended badly, with Russ and the coaching staff looking like they're heading towards a nasty divorce this offseason.
esad
Our final ace of the 2023 contest is the New York Jets. Hard Knocks roped everyone in, but once the games started, it was the same old Jets. They finish 2023 with a PD of -87.
Bob Dobelina
Here's the FINAL STANDINGS of the 2023 NFL PEEHS Contest!
Champion!
Podium!
Top Ten!
Officially Above Average!
Other Fine People!
Bottom 10!
Anti-Podium!
Trollface Memorial Award Winner!
And here are the raw scores!
Congrats to Rawlz517, who (I think) led the tournament in aces, with 6! Several people got 5, but I don't see any more with 6+.
Thanks a lot for carrying on the tradition for us TJ!
Congrats pwns and podiumites! Pretty satisfied with top 10, my best ever finish.
Congrats to everyone. Proud to finish in the top 10 on my first time playing. But all will bear witness to my ascension to the top of the mountain. I will spend hours in the off season doing research and will come fully prepared.
Guaranteeing a win in 2024.
thank you for sharing your passion project with us tj
great job TJ!
1st Loser!!!
Weird to be really happy and sad at the same time
Thanks for keeping this going TJ. Glad to sneak out of the bottom 10 at least with a correct on the last question!
GG, thanks for running, ran sweet on denver and the jags being correct, tho bad on wilson being benched.