2023 NFL Conference Championships

2023 NFL Conference Championships

#3 Kansas City Chiefs @ #1 Baltimore Ravens (-3.5. Total: 44.5)
12 PM PST, CBS

Kansas City Chiefs: 11-6, AFC West Champion
WC: 26-7 v Miami
Divisional: 27-24 @ Buffalo
AFC Championship Record: 3-3
Last Appearance: 2023

This is the 6th straight year the Chefs have made the AFC Championship. ****.

Also did you know Taylor Swift is dating Travis Kelce?

Also did you know Britney Mahomes was seen in the box with TayTay?

Why the Chiefs will be in the Super Bowl

You can sit here and lament the sheer boredom of this all you want but the reality is Patrick Mahomes is the only player in the NFL with GOAT equity. This offense ****ing sucks. Between all the drops, between Toney being alive, between Hardman doing whatever the **** that was and the Walrus allowing it to happen, it's truly wild Mahomes has gotten them here by sheer force of will. If you had to pick one QB in all the world to win a single game with your life on the line, it's Mahomes.

Baltimore Ravens: 13-4, AFC North Champion
WC: Bye
Divisional: 34-10 v Texans
AFC Championship Record: 2-2
Last Appearance: 2013

Not bad for a runningback

Why the Ravens will be in the Super Bowl

In the revolving door of MVP candidates this year, RB1 is the first one that is beyond repute and you can objectively say deserves the award. They have been the best team in the AFC by a WIDE margin, their defense has been fantastic and Zay Flowers has emerged as a competent WR which is a very new thing for Lamar. Andrews seems likely to return but even if he doesn't Likely has been phenomenal. If we are being honest, Buffalo beat themselves on Sunday. Baltimore has proven themselves to be too smart to fall for that bullshit

#3 Detroit Lions @ #1 San Francisco 49ers (-7. Total: 50.5)
3:30 PM PST, Fox

Detroit Lions: 12-5, NFC North Champion
WC: 24-23 v Rams
Divisional: 31-23 v Buccaneers
NFC Championship Record: 0-1
Last Appearance: 1992

Won't lie, it's a pretty ballsy bet to name your kid the god of sun and air and have him turn into one of the elite WRs in football

Also. YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF IN THE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

Also. Detroit-style pizza pretty good

Also. FREEGEAR

Why the Lions will be in the Super Bowl

I'm not stupid enough to say "fate" so i won't. That said:

Dan Campbell is pretty **** it YOLO which is the kind of mentality you are going to need to beat a superior (on paper) team on the road.

The Random Number Borkerator can roll snakeyes, in which case fml this is going to be a long ****ing night.

The Lions are playing with house money literally regardless of what happens. While Goff hasn't exactly been a world beater the rest of the roster has been. Hutchinson is a ****ing monster, Campbell is no coward, this Gibbs guy seems decent and Sun and Air God is a decent receiver. Look, I just watched the niners almost lose to the Packers.

Which brings me to my next point: the 9ers are the only team left that objectively didn't deserve to win. The mistakes the Packers made do not seem to be mistakes the Lions will replicate; if the 9ers bring that same energy on Sunday the Lions are going to ****ing smoke them.

San Francisco 49ers: 12-5, NFC West Champion
WC: Bye
Divisional: 24-21 v Packers
NFC Championship Record: 7-11
Last Appearance: 2023


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**** my life

My oven is screwed

Side note: if the 9ers win no matter who they play it'll be one of the 2 teams to beat them in a Super Bowl. So that's cool i guess.

Why the 49ers will be in the Super Bowl

Objectively speaking the 49ers are the best team in football. In the 12 regular season games they won they looked like generational greatness. In the 4 (**** you i don't count the Rams) losses they looked like ****ing buffoons with no concept for reality.

Until the Packers game there has never been a game where people could point to and say "Bork willed this team to victory" and look, Bork was the reason they almost lost, but with the chips in the middle he won that game.

The 9ers are fantastic at all aspects, but the reality of it is that the Random Number Borkerator needs to come up 11. That has already happened 12.5 times. Just needs to happen one more time.

Or who knows, maybe Kyle pulls a Womp and decides Bork won't throw more than 8 times. The only position where the 9ers are objectively inferior is idk maybe kicker? I shouldn't be worried. I am anyway.

Let's rumble

23 January 2024 at 01:28 AM
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by Steve00007 k

Too many bad things can go wrong. You can fail to convert which is more likely than missing the kick, or you can make the first down, but get penalties or turnovers, or you just get 3 points anyway.

Just take the 75% chance to get points and take the 3 score lead.

lol ok.

If you want to give yourself less of a chance of winning then that's fine too



I actually don’t hate going for it on 4th and 2 though. Old timers will say it’s arrogant to go for it, if they kicked it twice they win, they had momentum, etc.


by TheGramuel k

lol ok.

If you want to give yourself less of a chance of winning then that's fine too

How is it less of a chance of winning?


by PokerHero77 k

As it turned out he wins outright with a TD there, and probably loses with a FG.

All of us can play the results oriented thinking game.

I'm willing to concede the 4th and 3 call because Goff is limited.

Who is doing that though?

I actually prefer going for it on the 4th and 3.


At the end of the day if we want to ignore actually diving deeper into it, SF fluked into 7 if not (the large part of) 14 pts. Coaching decision or two isn't the biggest driver here.


by Steve00007 k

How is it less of a chance of winning?

because you have a lower win probability kicking the FG than you do by going for it


Stinkypete lives again


by TheGramuel k

At the end of the day if we want to ignore actually diving deeper into it, SF fluked into 7 if not (the large part of) 14 pts. Coaching decision or two isn't the biggest driver here.

The only do-over for me was wasting all that time scoring TD when Lions had 1st down at 24 with 1:39 and 3 TOs.

Campbell can take 3 free rolls then kick FG, and still have reasonable chance of winning.

Even getting OOB with 1st down on 2 was not bad, but the run choice on 3rd down was horrible.



by Steve00007 k

Why didn't he feel good at the end of the first half I wonder?

I mean if we're gonna make him out to be a genius for going for it the other 2 times, he should be called out for kicking the one time the models advised going for it the most.


by revots33 k

Why didn't he feel good at the end of the first half I wonder?

I mean if we're gonna make him out to be a genius for going for it the other 2 times, he should be called out for kicking the one time the models advised going for it the most.

are we talking about the last possession of 1st half? as discussed, you don't benefit as much from reverse field position advantage and potential PIs on 4th & 3 which makes that a clear FG in my mind. would be surprised if analytics saw it massively differently.

everyone will second guess the go on 4th & 2 in the 3rd, but nobody would if reynolds makes the easy catch. in that world, campbell is a kneebiting boss who takes no prisoners and plays GTO and all hail campbell. it's results orentiation to a T.


by smartDFS k

are we talking about the last possession of 1st half? as discussed, you don't benefit as much from reverse field position advantage and potential PIs on 4th & 3 which makes that a clear FG in my mind. would be surprised if analytics saw it massively differently.

Agreed. 9ers get next possession at 25 regardless. 4th and 3 for TD has about 30-35% chance, and that is a league average comprised of average defenses and many running QBs (which Goff is not). FG is as close to 100% as any kicker will ever get.

Using exp. pts alone it's 0.35 x 6.94 = 2.43 vs. 0.98 x 3 = 2.94.

B/E for TD is 42.3%. 4th and 2 maybe, 4th and 1 yes.

With less time remaining it becomes an even clearer choice to kick FG.


by StoppedRainingMen k

Anal sex night for Taylor today

Conference championship = pegging.


May have already been posted but I saw that the kicker was 9/20 from 48+ which is the worst in NFL history.


by StoppedRainingMen k

I’ll say this, Campbell takes some guff for the next week but the lions are legit and he will be a god in detroit for this season

If the roles were reversed and the 9ers lost and that was how, shanahan is live to be fired

Lol dude is a meathead, the bloom is going to be off that rose soon

This was the opportunity


Mistakes that cost the game:

Reynolds drop
Gibbs fumble
Missed int helmet pass
...
Campbell decisions

Without looking at analytics or any stats, my gut feel in order of mistakes:

Should've kicked to go up 3 scores in Q3
Clock management on final drive (was a big mistake but less costly since situation was already dire)
End of Q2, should've gone for it, but fairly close
When down 27-24, I liked going for it at 4th and 3


by ligastar k

not you too mark

all that is baked into the models brother. it's a database of total information

There were zero datapoints in that database on the exact situation they faced. And they could play the game everyday for next billion years and not have the same exact situation cone up again. Like fingerprints, it’s infinite


The worst part of all this is that Mike Wilbon is going to rant about analytics for several minutes on PTI tomorrow.


Ya I mean I’m obviously happy the 9ers won but this is going to be a victory lap that lasts forever for the anti analytics crowd which makes me sad


I’m curious what the math said on the FG before halftime

Feel like that woulda said go for it


by razorbacker k

May have already been posted but I saw that the kicker was 9/20 from 48+ which is the worst in NFL history.

I've got him 5-13 career from 50+. Looks like 37-48 career from 40-49. So it could well be if he went 4-7 from 48/49, very feasible. The first one in the third quarter would have been 45 yards. If all this jibes, probably does, he's 90% career from inside 48 (89 for 99).


Good presser by Campbell. Before I saw it was thinking the two main explanations were:

1. Letting macho "I'm going for it" attitude and declarations bogusly overrule valuing being up 3 scores in a championship game.
2. Bad application of analytics.

It looks more complex than that watching him speak. I'm catching some opposition for my draconian viewpoint regarding how ill-advised it was.

If the Lions lined up for a FG up 24-10, the Niners a-hole puckers major, as in, "Oh no, we are going down 3 scores." With the stop it's "we are a drive from one score down." That almost baited and fueled the momentum change which is the one thing the Lions needed to avoid most. There's math and there's game psychology. Both in my opinion, strongly favored trying to add the 3 points, which reverses any momentum of SFran having just cut it to two scores. So now, we are deeper in the game, another half quarter gone, and maintaining status quo in the game with a huge lead. If anything, shouldn't this factor have leaned to going for it at the end of the first half and kicking closer to the end?

In chess, and lots of things, when you are way ahead gambling your position is ill-advised. You grind the game when you are way ahead, you don't explode it. There is a middle ground between getting overly conservative and risk taking, and it seems the Lions brass don't know the middle way when it's called for. I mean, going for the fourth down there was perfect if you are down 14, is it still right if you are up 14? I just don't think analytics carries that much weight and is deeply tied to "how many points does this produce as related to win%" and not tied enough to game situations. Sometimes, that is.


everyone is acting like the Q3 fg wouldve sealed the deal or taken them to OT. that's not a given. they got their **** rocked in the 2H. a 21 point lead would've been much greater insulation than 17. 17 wasn't given, it was a 45 yarder. if reynolds completes the easy catch, they run an additional 2-4 minutes off the clock whether they score a TD or a FG. going for it was the right decision -- or, at the very least, not a terribly wrong decision, campbell will be lambasted regardless, anti-analytics folks will take their victory laps doubling down on their stupidity, and the whole world is dumber as a result. shame to think if reynolds makes the catch nfl coaches everywhere might've updated to be more campbellesque and we'd see more optimal football games.


^I feel dumber already after reading some of the comments online in other places. I actually think going for it on 4th and 2 is reasonable and defensible, even if I would hesitate to do it. A lot of people would call me an idiot for thinking that.


by smartDFS k

are we talking about the last possession of 1st half? as discussed, you don't benefit as much from reverse field position advantage and potential PIs on 4th & 3 which makes that a clear FG in my mind. would be surprised if analytics saw it massively differently.

everyone will second guess the go on 4th & 2 in the 3rd, but nobody would if reynolds makes the easy catch. in that world, campbell is a kneebiting boss who takes no prisoners and plays GTO and all hail campbell. it's results orentiation

by StoppedRainingMen k

I’m curious what the math said on the FG before halftime

Feel like that woulda said go for it

by 72off k

i was half-joking but ultimately correct, the fg just before the half instead of going for the td was campbell's mistake. but he should have gone for all 3

---> DET (21) @ SF (7) <---
DET has 4th & 3 at the SF 3, Q2 00:07
Recommendation (STRONG): Go for it (+4.4 WP)
Actual play: M.Badgley 21 yard field goal is GOOD

---> DET (24) @ SF (10) <---
DET has 4th & 2 at the SF 28, Q3 07:03
Recommendation (MEDIUM): Go for it (+2.2 WP)
Actual play: (Shotgun) J.Goff pass incomplete short left to J.Reynolds.

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