Super Bowl 58: #3 Kansas City Chiefs vs #1 San Francisco 49ers (-1)
Kansas City Chiefs: 11-6, AFC West Champion
WC: 26-7 v Miami
Divisional: 27-24 @ Buffalo
Conference: 17-10 @ Baltimore
Super Bowl Record: 3-2
Last Appearance: Super Bowl 57 (38-35 W v Philadelphia)
How they got here:
If you followed along Kansas City's offense has done everything imaginable to ruin this for Kermit and the Swifties. So many drops, Toney lining up offsides to force them to play on the road, despite an incredible defense this really seemed like the year Kansas City was finally going to be not remotely close to the best team in the AFC. Then they get into the playoffs and put in some ****ing work. Mahomes scored 14 points in the first 2 drives, a field goal since and that was good enough to beat the ****ing Ravens at home. Pretty eye-opening no matter how you look at it.
Mahomes played on the road in the playoffs for the first time in his career (which in it of itself is an insane stat for a guy who is now playing in his 4th Super Bowl) and they put in work. They played on the road for the second time in his career. And they put in work. Patrick Mahomes remains the only active NFL player with equity to go down as the greatest to ever play.
San Francisco 49ers: 12-5, NFC West Champion
WC: Bye
Divisional: 24-21 v Green Bay
Conference: 34-31 v Detroit
Super Bowl Record: 5-2
Last Appearance: Super Bowl 54 (31-20 L v Kansas City)
Last Win: Super Bowl 29 (49-26 v San Diego)
How they got here:
Holy ****ing ****.
The Niners started the season 5-0 and in doing so looked like a generationally dominant team that was going to run away with the NFL.
Then they lost Trent and Deebo, lost 3 straight and looked like total ass doing so causing everyone to assume they were frauds.
Then they won 6 straight and in doing so looked like a generationally dominant team and Brock ****ing Purdy was the runaway betting favorite to win the MVP.
Then Christmas happened.
But all's well that ends well and they made the playoffs as the #1 seed.
Then the Green Bay game happened.
For 50 minutes Bork played like I would and the Niners looked finished. Then he pulled a hell of a comeback out of his ass and they won.
Then the Detroit game happened.
I literally just watched this game a couple hours ago and I still can't explain to you what happened and how except that somehow someway the Niners won. And that's cool!
What makes this Super Bowl so compelling
I can see why people hate both of these franchises for a thousand different reasons, but brace yourself for what will be the most watched televised sporting event (possibly most watched television event of any kind) in American history. And it probably lives up to that. Obviously the Swift element is...a thing. And we are going to have 2 weeks of lead-up for that which will be...a thing. But put that aside for a second and there are stories galore.
Whatever you think of Brock Purdy, last year he was the last pick of the draft. This year he is starting in the Super Bowl. Could he have pulled this off if any other team drafted him? Of course not. He fell ass backwards into an epic situation and the Niners fell ass backwards into a lucky draft pick. Trading 3 1s to move up in the most overrated draft in history only to have your franchise QB be some random guy from Iowa who only got the job because the two guys in front of him went down? If this weren't shoved down your throat for the better part of a year and a half it's the coolest story since Kurt Warner, bagman, who only got the job because the two guys in front of him went down. Btw, this time last year the guy broke his ****ing elbow and yet here we are.
Holy **** Patrick Mahomes. 6 years as a starter. Has made it to the AFC Championship 6 times. Has made it to the Super Bowl 4 times. Has a chance to get his 3rd ring and the ****er is only 28. He won't have Brady level longevity but we are witnessing absolute greatness like most of us have not seen in our lifetime. It sucks if you are a fan of any other team but the Chefs but still.
Rumors circulating this may be the last ride of the Walrus. Historically the man is both massive and massively underrated. His work with Philadelphia was both amazing and unlucky. His work with Kansas City has been nothing short of legendary. 4 Super Bowl appearances in 5 years with the potential for 3 wins. I would argue he is the actual greatest coach in NFL history.
Which is a good segue into the modern day iteration of Philadelphia Walrus. Ever since the Falcons implosion I would argue no coach in the NFL has more more criticism despite more success than Kyle Shanahan. The guy is an objectively brilliant offensive mind and in his 7 years as Niners coach they have gone to the NFC Championship 4 of the last 5 years and twice have made it to the Super Bowl. And they did this with QB luminaries like the Womp and the Bork. Kyle schemes like nobody in the NFL can but every time the Niners fell short it all fell on him despite the fact that they overperformed to get where they were in the first place.
This game is a rematch of Super Bowl 54 which still hurts my ****ing soul (Bosa was held on 4th and Tyreek, never believe different). These two teams don't have much history but the history they do have is massive. SB 54 kickstarted the Chiefs dynasty and the failure of Womp to close it kickstarted the Niners neverending hunt for a franchise QB that went from maybe Brady to maybe Rodgers to maybe Lance to....Purdy? Lots of trajectories changed 4 years ago and we come full circle.
Why the Chiefs will win the Super Bowl
This defense is good. Like, really good. Like, really really good. Pacheco has stepped up and the Niners run defense has been horrendous so far in the playoffs. Plus, you know, that Patrick Mahomes guy. Mahomes smoked the Ravens for the first 2 drives on the road which is as comparable as there is to a theoretical matchup with the Niners defense. The Niners have been pretty lax the entire playoffs to start the game and 1. both games are at home and 2. neither teams they faced are as good as Kansas City. There is no margin of error for lazy bullshit and if the Niners bring that energy to the Super Bowl this is going to be a ****ing rout.
Why the 49ers will win the Super Bowl
The Niners have an overwhelming amount of talent. The biggest knock against them is that they could not play from behind and the entire playoffs they had to come from behind. Were they lucky against the Lions? Absolutely. But they proved that even down 17 points they have a QB who is not going to be overwhelmed by the moment and a defense that can still step up when needed even if they failed catastrophically. As good as the Chiefs defense is they have yet to face an offense like the 49ers with as much efficiency and talent across the board as they have. Plus this defense is ludicrously talented. They may take 30 minutes to get jumpstarted but once they do they are locked in.
Gentlemen, let us Super Bowl.
This was arguably the greatest Super Bowl of all time, or at the very least among them. And that play was delivered with the excitement and build of a week 7 TNF
I thought the game was a solid level below last year. First half was absolutely terrible on basically every level.
Yeah, this was far from a "GOAT Super Bowl". First half was awful. Halftime show was meh. Commercials were meh. My pulled pork was awesome. The end of the game was awesome, but mainly because the Niners lost and my square hit, not because of any spectacular football greatness.
Yeah, this was far from a "GOAT Super Bowl". First half was awful. Halftime show was meh. Commercials were meh. My pulled pork was awesome. The end of the game was awesome, but mainly because the Niners lost and my square hit, not because of any spectacular football greatness.
That’s quite enough out of you
I always thought Romo's broadcasting career took off so exponentially because he was a fresh face, recent player, but most importantly had multiple moments where he 100% binked an exact playcall and outcome very early in his tenure. Haven't done my research though.
This was arguably the greatest Super Bowl of all time, or at the very least among them. And that play was delivered with the excitement and build of a week 7 TNF
I don't know why Romo was delivering with a 9ers slant, but most of that drive he was subdued, at least for his level.
Contrast that with the buildup on the 3rd and 4 with 2:00 in regulation, Romo was basically promising the game would be over with a 1st down, not discussing the other scenario.
Somebody should tell that to Kyle.
Switch QB and coach and 9ers win by 14+ easily.
My point was not that Purdy played as bad as he did in his other poor efforts this year, but his ceiling was nowhere close to Mahomes and Kyle chose the safe route with him.
To get a better QB you'd have to cut 40M+ of salary from the rest of the roster, he's not Mahomes, but it's Purdy plus 50M worth of talent vs Mahomes not just a straight h2h comparison
rookie deal QB is by far the best cheat code in the NFL, it takes the Goat peak QB to offset it and it was razor close
To get a better QB you'd have to cut 40M+ of salary from the rest of the roster, he's not Mahomes, but it's Purdy plus 50M worth of talent vs Mahomes not just a straight h2h comparison
rookie deal QB is by far the best cheat code in the NFL, it takes the Goat peak QB to offset it and it was razor close
9er management (Lynch?) made a decision long ago to go on the cheap with QB. Clear to me it has not worked, even with 2 SB appearances. Now it looks like they will need to make some hard decisions on defense and Deebo, which puts pressure on a successful draft and development of Purdy beyond a journeyman QB who mixes some horrible games with some good games.
They need to find a dual threat QB in the draft and be prepared to move away from Purdy when the situation dictates. There are multiple ways of playing the rookie contract benefit.
Maybe. He seemed better to me because I was distracted by the actual game, trying to keep up with this thread, and squirming over squares.
I am sure he killed thousands of my brain cells by saying "leverage" far more than was necessary.
I still frequently wished he would just shut the **** up once in a while. You don’t need to fill every second of airtime with inane commentary.
This.
He just needs to STFU more. He doesn't have as much to say about every single thing that happens as he thinks he does. It's like he doesn't realize that Nantz is sitting right next to him and also getting paid to talk. Occasional moments of dead air do not kill people. And he gets excited and stammers so damn much that it takes him longer to say what he's trying to say.
And he has a squeaky annoying voice that rubs my eardrums wrong. YMMV.
To get a better QB you'd have to cut 40M+ of salary from the rest of the roster, he's not Mahomes, but it's Purdy plus 50M worth of talent vs Mahomes not just a straight h2h comparison
If Mahomes was on a rookie contract, Tyreek would still be there + another at least very solid receiver in the 15mil/year range. In addition to the very good D.
OTOH by how many would SF be favored over KC if the two QBs flipped teams? That's the beauty of a hard salary cap.
I always thought Romo's broadcasting career took off so exponentially because he was a fresh face, recent player, but most importantly had multiple moments where he 100% binked an exact playcall and outcome very early in his tenure. Haven't done my research though.
I think the farther he's gotten from actually playing, the less he's been able to bink playcalls. The game keeps evolving.
I think the farther he's gotten from actually playing, the less he's been able to bink playcalls. The game keeps evolving.
The way commentators bink play calls is the same way coaches/players do. By watching a ton of film. That's the preparation part. Apparently Romo watched a lot of film early on.
Just stumbled across this one. The look on JJ Watt's face is priceless. That's the definition of LDO.
Kinda dumb of my work to expect me to get anything done [strike]today[/strike] this week. I've got about 35 hours of sports content to consume before I get my head above water.
I have no idea how Mike Pennel is a journeyman, he's been amazing for us in two Super Bowls.
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Marchand: On the Super Bowl’s biggest play, Tony Romo freelanced and lost
When Tony Romo became the biggest sensation in NFL broadcasting, it was because he was a gunslinger as an analyst, predicting plays with an unconventional style that eventually led to a 10-year, $180 million contract, then the richest known deal in sports media history.
These days, four years into that deal, after all the criticism of Romo, CBS clearly went into his third Super Bowl as a TV analyst looking for a game manager instead of a game changer. But old habits die hard.
On the final call to end the Super Bowl LVIII overtime classic between the Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers, Romo and play-by-play partner Jim Nantz’s lack of teamwork showed up at the worst time.
At first, Romo did a fine job with the Chiefs down three points and inside the 5-yard line late in overtime, explaining that it did not matter as viewers watched the clock wind down toward zero — the game would not end and would just roll into a second quarter of OT. But Romo kept talking too long.
This blocked Nantz from properly setting up the final play. As the winning touchdown was scored, Nantz said, “First and goal, Mahomes flings it! It’s there! Hardman! Jackpot! Kansas City!”
Romo first muttered in the background of Nantz’s call as if he were a yahoo on local radio. After Nantz finished, Romo started in, “This was the Andy Reid special. …” And then on and on.
For 30 seconds, as CBS showed reaction, Romo talked about the play when the best analysis would’ve been silence, which would have allowed the crowd and pictures to tell the story. It should have been Nantz’s broadcast moment, if anyone’s.
Nantz and Romo were once supposed to be the next Pat Summerall and John Madden but have fallen so far...
Ooof
lol romo and all, but **** jim nantz. and “First and goal, Mahomes flings it! It’s there! Hardman! Jackpot! Kansas City!” is a lol incomprehensible nothing of a call anyway
moving to swift right away instead of showing the players for a bit was way worse than romo which i thought was fine
i think he like mutters "super bowl" or something when hard man catches the td
