Super Bowl 58: #3 Kansas City Chiefs vs #1 San Francisco 49ers (-1)

Super Bowl 58: #3 Kansas City Chiefs vs #1 San Francisco 49ers (-1)

Kansas City Chiefs: 11-6, AFC West Champion
WC: 26-7 v Miami
Divisional: 27-24 @ Buffalo
Conference: 17-10 @ Baltimore
Super Bowl Record: 3-2
Last Appearance: Super Bowl 57 (38-35 W v Philadelphia)

How they got here:

If you followed along Kansas City's offense has done everything imaginable to ruin this for Kermit and the Swifties. So many drops, Toney lining up offsides to force them to play on the road, despite an incredible defense this really seemed like the year Kansas City was finally going to be not remotely close to the best team in the AFC. Then they get into the playoffs and put in some ****ing work. Mahomes scored 14 points in the first 2 drives, a field goal since and that was good enough to beat the ****ing Ravens at home. Pretty eye-opening no matter how you look at it.

Mahomes played on the road in the playoffs for the first time in his career (which in it of itself is an insane stat for a guy who is now playing in his 4th Super Bowl) and they put in work. They played on the road for the second time in his career. And they put in work. Patrick Mahomes remains the only active NFL player with equity to go down as the greatest to ever play.

San Francisco 49ers: 12-5, NFC West Champion
WC: Bye
Divisional: 24-21 v Green Bay
Conference: 34-31 v Detroit
Super Bowl Record: 5-2
Last Appearance: Super Bowl 54 (31-20 L v Kansas City)
Last Win: Super Bowl 29 (49-26 v San Diego)

How they got here:

Holy ****ing ****.

The Niners started the season 5-0 and in doing so looked like a generationally dominant team that was going to run away with the NFL.

Then they lost Trent and Deebo, lost 3 straight and looked like total ass doing so causing everyone to assume they were frauds.

Then they won 6 straight and in doing so looked like a generationally dominant team and Brock ****ing Purdy was the runaway betting favorite to win the MVP.

Then Christmas happened.

But all's well that ends well and they made the playoffs as the #1 seed.

Then the Green Bay game happened.

For 50 minutes Bork played like I would and the Niners looked finished. Then he pulled a hell of a comeback out of his ass and they won.

Then the Detroit game happened.

I literally just watched this game a couple hours ago and I still can't explain to you what happened and how except that somehow someway the Niners won. And that's cool!

What makes this Super Bowl so compelling

I can see why people hate both of these franchises for a thousand different reasons, but brace yourself for what will be the most watched televised sporting event (possibly most watched television event of any kind) in American history. And it probably lives up to that. Obviously the Swift element is...a thing. And we are going to have 2 weeks of lead-up for that which will be...a thing. But put that aside for a second and there are stories galore.

Whatever you think of Brock Purdy, last year he was the last pick of the draft. This year he is starting in the Super Bowl. Could he have pulled this off if any other team drafted him? Of course not. He fell ass backwards into an epic situation and the Niners fell ass backwards into a lucky draft pick. Trading 3 1s to move up in the most overrated draft in history only to have your franchise QB be some random guy from Iowa who only got the job because the two guys in front of him went down? If this weren't shoved down your throat for the better part of a year and a half it's the coolest story since Kurt Warner, bagman, who only got the job because the two guys in front of him went down. Btw, this time last year the guy broke his ****ing elbow and yet here we are.

Holy **** Patrick Mahomes. 6 years as a starter. Has made it to the AFC Championship 6 times. Has made it to the Super Bowl 4 times. Has a chance to get his 3rd ring and the ****er is only 28. He won't have Brady level longevity but we are witnessing absolute greatness like most of us have not seen in our lifetime. It sucks if you are a fan of any other team but the Chefs but still.

Rumors circulating this may be the last ride of the Walrus. Historically the man is both massive and massively underrated. His work with Philadelphia was both amazing and unlucky. His work with Kansas City has been nothing short of legendary. 4 Super Bowl appearances in 5 years with the potential for 3 wins. I would argue he is the actual greatest coach in NFL history.

Which is a good segue into the modern day iteration of Philadelphia Walrus. Ever since the Falcons implosion I would argue no coach in the NFL has more more criticism despite more success than Kyle Shanahan. The guy is an objectively brilliant offensive mind and in his 7 years as Niners coach they have gone to the NFC Championship 4 of the last 5 years and twice have made it to the Super Bowl. And they did this with QB luminaries like the Womp and the Bork. Kyle schemes like nobody in the NFL can but every time the Niners fell short it all fell on him despite the fact that they overperformed to get where they were in the first place.

This game is a rematch of Super Bowl 54 which still hurts my ****ing soul (Bosa was held on 4th and Tyreek, never believe different). These two teams don't have much history but the history they do have is massive. SB 54 kickstarted the Chiefs dynasty and the failure of Womp to close it kickstarted the Niners neverending hunt for a franchise QB that went from maybe Brady to maybe Rodgers to maybe Lance to....Purdy? Lots of trajectories changed 4 years ago and we come full circle.

Why the Chiefs will win the Super Bowl

This defense is good. Like, really good. Like, really really good. Pacheco has stepped up and the Niners run defense has been horrendous so far in the playoffs. Plus, you know, that Patrick Mahomes guy. Mahomes smoked the Ravens for the first 2 drives on the road which is as comparable as there is to a theoretical matchup with the Niners defense. The Niners have been pretty lax the entire playoffs to start the game and 1. both games are at home and 2. neither teams they faced are as good as Kansas City. There is no margin of error for lazy bullshit and if the Niners bring that energy to the Super Bowl this is going to be a ****ing rout.

Why the 49ers will win the Super Bowl

The Niners have an overwhelming amount of talent. The biggest knock against them is that they could not play from behind and the entire playoffs they had to come from behind. Were they lucky against the Lions? Absolutely. But they proved that even down 17 points they have a QB who is not going to be overwhelmed by the moment and a defense that can still step up when needed even if they failed catastrophically. As good as the Chiefs defense is they have yet to face an offense like the 49ers with as much efficiency and talent across the board as they have. Plus this defense is ludicrously talented. They may take 30 minutes to get jumpstarted but once they do they are locked in.






Gentlemen, let us Super Bowl.

29 January 2024 at 05:08 AM
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Goodell hasn't done jack ****. He's been a pretty terrible commissioner overall, but since the NFL literally can't fail, it will actually look like he is doing a good job. I don't think the international games do anything for the NFL. They are generally a bad product and the Internet is almost surely why these entities have grown (like soccer and F1 fans in the US).


by StoppedRainingMen k

I dunno how much this matters in the end if true

But god ****ing damnit

This is a fireable offense.

100% not trolling. I’d fire his overrated unprepared dumbass.


by All-inMcLovin k

This is a fireable offense.

100% not trolling. I’d fire his overrated unprepared dumbass.

I agree it's a fireable offense but ya can't fire him. They got too much of a good thing going. One thing is absolutely clear tho. Shanahan will never be included in the top echelon of coaches. After what just transpired it is now glaringly obvious he's not that guy.


by ILOVEPOKER929 k

I agree it's a fireable offense but ya can't fire him. They got too much of a good thing going. One thing is absolutely clear tho. Shanahan will never be included in the top echelon of coaches. After what just transpired it is now glaringly obvious he's not that guy.

Is Reid? McNabb didn't know OT rules either.


by ILOVEPOKER929 k

I agree it's a fireable offense but ya can't fire him. They got too much of a good thing going. One thing is absolutely clear tho. Shanahan will never be included in the top echelon of coaches. After what just transpired it is now glaringly obvious he's not that guy.

Or it's the opposite. It's clear he's one of the best coaches, frequently gets his team far and then runs bad on variance. The proclamations people make after a single elimination tournament are always hilarious.

49ers lost because of a rare McCaffrey fumble and a punt that hits a guy's leg. You are going to have to give me at least 2 more times of him losing in the SB before I start questioning this.

People did the same thing with Reid. What changed? More opportunities and Mahomes. He might have zero if it weren't for Mahomes. Nobody says **** about Reid anymore.


by esad k

Also, these numbers that were published were only a 7% increase. Doesn't TayTay have something like 250 million followers on Instagram alone? So with the Nielsen numbers fudging maybe about 4% of her fans watched?

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by GusJohnsonGOAT k

Or it's the opposite. It's clear he's one of the best coaches, frequently gets his team far and then runs bad on variance. The proclamations people make after a single elimination tournament are always hilarious.

49ers lost because of a rare McCaffrey fumble and a punt that hits a guy's leg. You are going to have to give me at least 2 more times of him losing in the SB before I start questioning this.

People did the same thing with Reid. What changed? More opportunities and Mahomes. He might hav

I generally agree with this, Shanny is the QB whisperer and 1 of the best but man he's taking some brutal losses with double digit leads late in games. Keeps happening over and over and is tough to ignore. I'll never forget that 3rd/4th and 4 sequence to end regulation where he gave Mahomes the ball back. Or obviously his playcalling with the big lead in the superbowl as Falcons OC.

Even Reid didn't really have anything like that in his career. When the McNabb Eagles teams lost, they didn't really lose on 1-2 plays. Ditto for the Alex Smith Chiefs.

But I generally agree, you would think more than ever after what we saw with another great coach lately, people would realize it is easy to make the right decision/not beat yourself when you got the best player in the league at QB.


by GusJohnsonGOAT k

Or it's the opposite. It's clear he's one of the best coaches, frequently gets his team far and then runs bad on variance. The proclamations people make after a single elimination tournament are always hilarious.

49ers lost because of a rare McCaffrey fumble and a punt that hits a guy's leg. You are going to have to give me at least 2 more times of him losing in the SB before I start questioning this.

People did the same thing with Reid. What changed? More opportunities and Mahomes. He might hav

I'm not saying my position is super rational but what Shanahan did is unforgivable to me. Seriously unforgivable. Everyone makes mistakes but there's certain mistakes I can't let slide, like forever. Not knowing the OT rules in the most important game of your life is one of those things. So yea it's just literally impossible for me to think he's a great coach after that. And I'm fully aware of the possibility that that's on me.


I'm missing the part where he didn't know the OT rules. Articles clearly stated some of his players didn't know, but they might've been talking about the end of the first OT and the clock, which leads to the question of why even have a clock in OT for the playoffs?

And upon reading players said they weren't all aware of first TD isn't an auto win but that doesn't really change anything anyway. Coaches are still making the play calls. It's even possible they were told during OT the plan. People making a big deal out of nothing.


re TV ratings, seems impossible to measure now for something like the superbowl because of streaming.

Seems like lot of these networks fluff their streaming numbers. The KC/TB SB with Mahomes/Brady had similar ratings to Bengals/Rams. The NBA Heat/Nuggs had similar ratings to Celts/Warriors, Ethan Strauss has written on this some.


by Randall Stevens k

Is Reid? McNabb didn't know OT rules either.

Come on bro. McNabb not knowing regular season games can end in a tie is on him. Everyone knows that. It's not Reid's fault his QB is really really dumb. Also, not really analogous cuz SBs can't end in a tie anyways.

SF players never being told the new OT rules for the playoffs/SB cuz their coach somehow didn't know either is just on a level of incompetence I have rarely witnessed in my life.


by GusJohnsonGOAT k

49ers lost because of a rare McCaffrey fumble and a punt that hits a guy's leg.

Let's not count the Pacheco fumble or Mahomes int either. KC -14.5 without those rare occurrences.


by GusJohnsonGOAT k

I'm missing the part where he didn't know the OT rules. Articles clearly stated some of his players didn't know, but they might've been talking about the end of the first OT and the clock, which leads to the question of why even have a clock in OT for the playoffs?

And upon reading players said they weren't all aware of first TD isn't an auto win but that doesn't really change anything anyway. Coaches are still making the play calls. It's even possible they were told during OT the plan. People ma

Agree the OT stuff seems like a media creation. Who cares if Arik Armstead knows the OT rules to a tee?

It didn't affect the outcome of the game, just created a fun casual fan/sports radio/espn soundbite


by ILOVEPOKER929 k

Also, not really analogous cuz SBs can't end in a tie anyways.

A friend asked me if it could.


by Onlydo2days k

Even Reid didn't really have anything like that in his career. When the McNabb Eagles teams lost, they didn't really lose on 1-2 plays. Ditto for the Alex Smith Chiefs.

Ehh there were a few Alex Smith playoff games where it seemed like a bunch of crazy **** happened for them to lose. That game vs the Colts where they were winning 38-10 and lost after Luck recovered his own fumble to score and that Titans game where they were up 21-3 and Mariota caught his own pass deflection to score


by bazooka87 k

Ehh there were a few Alex Smith playoff games where it seemed like a bunch of crazy **** happened for them to lose. That game vs the Colts where they were winning 38-10 and lost after Luck recovered his own fumble to score and that Titans game where they were up 21-3 and Mariota caught his own pass deflection to score

yeah a few in a long career

but most of the time the mcnabb teams lost they moreso got owned by the rams, bucs, pats, cowboys

Shanny has the (falcons OC) Pats/Rams/KC 2x in title games or conf title where he had double digit 4th quarter leads and lost, all within the last 7 years. Pretty amazing really.

But then it is like that is the closest Ryan ever got/best he ever played. Garapollo was involved in 2 of those, this year with a 6th rd pick. You wanna kill him, but he's definitely elevating QB's in a way no one else is.


by GusJohnsonGOAT k

I'm missing the part where he didn't know the OT rules. Articles clearly stated some of his players didn't know, but they might've been talking about the end of the first OT and the clock, which leads to the question of why even have a clock in OT for the playoffs?

And upon reading players said they weren't all aware of first TD isn't an auto win but that doesn't really change anything anyway. Coaches are still making the play calls. It's even possible they were told during OT the plan. People ma

You will not find direct evidence Shanahan didn't know cuz the dude is savvy enough not to admit it. But it's obvious he didn't know after his weaksauce response, after the players admitted not knowing, and really most importantly after SF chose to take the ball when anyone with a pea-sized brain would obviously go on defense first given the new rules. That circumstantial evidence is so strong that I simply wouldn't participate in a debate with anyone who thought otherwise because I would never be able to believe they are arguing in good faith.


by Onlydo2days k

re TV ratings, seems impossible to measure now for something like the superbowl because of streaming.

Seems like lot of these networks fluff their streaming numbers. The KC/TB SB with Mahomes/Brady had similar ratings to Bengals/Rams. The NBA Heat/Nuggs had similar ratings to Celts/Warriors, Ethan Strauss has written on this some.

Of course, the numbers are inflated. It determines what the networks can charge per commercial.

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by ILOVEPOKER929 k

You will not find direct evidence Shanahan didn't know cuz the dude is savvy enough not to admit it. But it's obvious he didn't know after his weaksauce response, after the players admitted not knowing, and really most importantly after SF chose to take the ball when anyone with a pea-sized brain would obviously go on defense first given the new rules. That circumstantial evidence is so strong that I simply wouldn't participate in a debate with anyone who thought otherwise because I would neve

Think this is reading a little too much into it man.

Again, main critique of Shanny should be the 3rd/4th down sequence at end of regulation.


by Onlydo2days k

Shanny has the (falcons OC) Pats/Rams/KC 2x in title games or conf title where he had double digit 4th quarter leads and lost, all within the last 7 years. Pretty amazing really.

The Pats game is obviously egregious, no arguments. They were only up 3 points in the 4th quarter this year. He has one of the better playoff winning % all time. Eventually he'll win one and it'll be forgotten like it was with Reid


by bazooka87 k

The Pats game is obviously egregious, no arguments. They were only up 3 points in the 4th quarter this year. He has one of the better playoff winning % all time. Eventually he'll win one and it'll be forgotten like it was with Reid

I was surprised he's only 44, thought closer to 50 since he's been around awhile. Shanny Sr got him started young.

But man, you don't get teams like the 9ers have often in a league where everyone has the same financial resources. Maybe he'll get back, maybe he won't. NFL coaching world is littered with 1 time geniuses that regressed to the mean obviously.

I don't blame him for the special teams stuff obviously, that's him running like ****, but c'mon on the 3rd/4th and 4. Just because you stopped Mahomes pretty well the first 58 minutes doesn't mean you need to be confident in your ability to do that. Also, totally blew the timeouts situation at end of half.

He's kinda like CT on the Challenge the more I think of it, clearly 1 of the best but just kept having bad variance/bad decision making at the end for awhile. Eventually he got over the top and went on to win like 5. Hopefully Shanny can exercise his demons in similar fashion.


by Onlydo2days k

Think this is reading a little too much into it man.

Again, main critique of Shanny should be the 3rd/4th down sequence at end of regulation.

Equity-wise I agree with you. In the heat of battle coaches make mistakes, even great ones although obviously you expect the latter to do less no. So that's forgivable to me.

Again not knowing the OT rules going into the most important game of your career is just on a whole other level. Doesn't matter that not knowing the OT rules is a marginal mistake from an equity standpoint. That's missing the point by a parsec.


What evidence is there that Shanny didn't know the ot rules lol


yeah, honestly it is getting absurd to insinuate he didn't know the rules when he made a decision at that was like marginally worse at worst (novel situation, gotta factor in D fatigue)


by ILOVEPOKER929 k

You will not find direct evidence Shanahan didn't know cuz the dude is savvy enough not to admit it. But it's obvious he didn't know after his weaksauce response, after the players admitted not knowing, and really most importantly after SF chose to take the ball when anyone with a pea-sized brain would obviously go on defense first given the new rules. That circumstantial evidence is so strong that I simply wouldn't participate in a debate with anyone who thought otherwise because I would neve

this is all wrong. Especially: "anyone with a pea-sized brain would obviously go on defense first"

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