2024 NFL Off-season Thread
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I lived in Texas for three years and when I asked someone how far some place was, not once did I get an answer in units of distance--only units of time.
Time is money there, I guess.
Time is the most valuable thing in the world, sir.
I give distances in minutes, sometimes hours.
What a wedding!
Mark, on the bright side of RED's ciderin' and cipherin' is that objects in motion tend to stay in motion.
Those 'bout 3.50 seconds should be a Texas sized hit with the ladies!
Many updates to wedding, plz hold
A lot of posts in this page I should reply to and explain but I don’t have the time to multipost
1. Cousin got engaged at the wedding. Decided to use my wedding to announce to our entire family without telling me
1a. Cousin had engagement party the next day
1b. I was not invited
2. 17 people showed up who weren’t invited who somehow let in
2a. 1 of them (allegedly) participated in the orgy
2b. Not only were they fed but 6 of them asked for and successfully got seconds
2c. One of them threw a screaming tantrum to the wedding planner while drunk as **** about wanting fish (we didn’t serve fish)
3. Wife was sent an additional invoice on top of the invoice she didn’t know about on top of me paying 70k to this venue already about 3 rounds of tequila shots her and her bridesmaids had before the ceremony in their waiting room
3a. She cc’d me in a reply of:
**** my life
2. 17 people showed up who weren’t invited who somehow let in
2a. 1 of them (allegedly) participated in the orgy
2b. Not only were they fed but 6 of them asked for and successfully got seconds
2c. One of them threw a screaming tantrum to the wedding planner while drunk as **** about wanting fish (we didn’t serve fish)
2a. That ****ing Jimmy Garroppolo. What a rascal!
Whatever happened to the tried-and-true tradition of the bride's family picking up the tab for the wedding, reception, and uninvited guest orgy?
At least she’s still calling you her husband.
100%. Maybe if he’s dripping in $$ that’s fine but otherwise it’s a horrific expense
One of the women who works with me (and has a kid with her man already) is considering spending approx a similar amount on a wedding instead of on a down payment on a home and I simply cannot comprehend doing that
(I’m also in the early stages of a divorce after a 20 year marriage and can confirm that the wedding day is one of many bad financial decisions that are there to be made through the process)
(I’m also in the early stages of a divorce after a 20 year marriage and can confirm that the wedding day is one of many bad financial decisions that are there to be made through the process)
Are you planning to spend more or less on your next wedding than on the last one?
In awesome local news, the people of Jackson County, Missouri have rejected a new sales tax to fund a downtown KC baseball stadium for the Royals and a parking lot renovation (among others) for the Chiefs. F*** billionaires who try to line their own pockets because fans are loyal to their teams.
"We would not be willing to sign a lease for another 25 years without the financing to properly renovate and reimagine the stadium," Chiefs chairman Clark Hunt, whose father, Lamar Hunt, helped get the existing stadiums built, said before Tuesday's vote.
Do all of us a favor and climb into a wood chipper feet first.
Instead of going through all the trouble of a wedding, why not just get "SUCKER" tattooed on your forehead and give all of your bank account information to a Russian hacker instead?
Stefon Diggs + a 5th & 6th round picks to HOU for a 2025 2nd.
CJ Stroud + Diggs in the AFCS doesn't seem fair. They're a mortal lock to win the division this year.
