2024 NFL Off-season Thread
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politics mods shouldve invoiced srm $1400 for breaking maga egos and $2000 for cleaning up his dirty comments. may have paid if his wife was cc'd
Did you let him know that hanging out in politics might be one of his bigger recent non-wedding/marriage mistakes?
He claimed impairment. I told him he was fast becoming my least favorite poster due to my being unable to resist going into that hellhole to see why he was banned.
politics mods shouldve invoiced srm $1400 for breaking maga egos and $2000 for cleaning up his dirty comments. may have paid if his wife was cc'd
Excellent
He claimed impairment. I told him he was fast becoming my least favorite poster due to my being unable to resist going into that hellhole to see why he was banned.
You know you can just check the user notes? Doesn't show you the post but we already know what's happening in that place without looking.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is a guest on the latest 'New Heights' episode. I guess once non-football A-listers join your podcast you've officially made it.
Breaking news, Rashee Rice smokes weed.
Didn't Martellus Bennett once said he thought 90% of players smoked weed? I mean who doesn't smoke weed in their 20s?
IIRC, NFL players are allowed to smoke weed in the offseason but not during the season? No idea about Texas laws and I doubt you're allowed to drive under the influence anywhere. His in-season home is in a recreational weed state.
No legal weed in Texas, but Dallas has pretty much decriminalized. I haven't partaken in a long time, so I'm not real clear on it, but last I heard you had to have more than an ounce, maybe 2, before they were going to ticket you for it. Probably makes a difference when you cause a highway pileup vs just getting caught with it. I did see recently, while taking a leak at a place that puts newspapers up above the urinals, that some kid got DWI added to his charges for being high, but he killed some people in a wreck, so I'm sure they're looking for any way to enhance his charges.
Trying to remember but wasn't Rice their best reciever? Moore sucked, Toney sucked and Scantling was okay. Plus Kelce but he's 34.
Didn't Martellus Bennett once said he thought 90% of players smoked weed? I mean who doesn't smoke weed in their 20s?
IIRC, NFL players are allowed to smoke weed in the offseason but not during the season? No idea about Texas laws and I doubt you're allowed to drive under the influence anywhere. His in-season home is in a recreational weed state.
I still smoke weed in my 30s, but I make sure not to bake pizzas on cutting boards when I do it.
Street Racing
DWI
Driving with guns and drugs
Leaving the scene of an accident
Wreckless driving
Footage of said crime
Street Racing
DWI
Driving with guns and drugs
Leaving the scene of an accident
Wreckless driving
Footage of said crime
I think the point of running away was so there wasn't proof of being under the influence and to ditch any possible guns/drugs.
Truly a beautiful post, sir.
sorry heels
I still smoke weed in my 30s, but I make sure not to bake pizzas on cutting boards when I do it.
sorry peels
the humble tomato to me still can contribute to a delicious sauce
even when served on top of copy pasta
heels, thoughts on the big Derrick Brown deal?
I think it’s money well spent. I always thought it was paying him or Burns and pleased we chose DB. DB is an anchor. I think he’s very good.
Will be 29 if he makes it to the end of the deal. All prime years.
I think you are thinking of politics back in the day. Nowadays there really isn’t all the much disagreement in the politics threads. I think it’s because so many users are US based and most people agree we have two great presidentially hopefuls and would be happy no matter which one of them wins.
Political threads are also dead because everyone’s depressed that it’s looking like we won’t get VP Godgers.
took me forever but eventually got there with the if only comment
J.J. being the second overall pick rumors percolating
DK has him at +300 at #2 and +330 at #3.
McDaniels is -150 at #2 and Drake Maye +135.
Highest odds for JJ are +175 at #4 and +275 at #5 right now.
Bills at -300 to draft a WR first. No prop on the first Vikings pick anymore (same as NE, CHI, WFT)
of this class' "big 4" (Williams, Daniels, Maye and J.J.), i believe Daniels has the best chance to be an outright bust
Seems likely. But his ceiling is Lamar.
For most teams it's probably better to draft a low floor, high ceiling guy because if they don't work out you can draft very early again in 2 years and get their replacement?
Worst case scenario is giving the guy 4 years and then pay them even though it's obvious the ceiling is "mediocre starter" at best. Daniel Jones comes to mind.
If you draft Josh Rosen, at least you pick #1 the year after. Sucks to blow a Top3 pick on a QB who doesn't work out but it's significantly less bad if you pick Top3 again the following year.