2024 NFL Off-season Thread

I was supposed to be in Miami this weekend for a bachelor party. Yesterday the groom, best man and 2 of the groomsmen say they have covid so it’s cancelled

We all scramble to cancel hotel. Hotel laughing at us and telling us you’re paying for the first night ****ers

Either **** Miami or I’m flying there solo. And also **** Miami for that. Tbd

Yeah it's typical hotel policy if you dont give 24 or 48 hour notice (it depends on business) that you're on the hook for first night $$$.

****ing Miami

Anyway, 25% chance I decide to liveblog this thread for a solo trip to Miami where I don’t tell the wife it’s canceled and I just drink enough booze and do enough blow to kill a small town in Wyoming

75% chance I eat one night of hotel fare and have a big mad all weekend

What would Purdy do?

Pray about it and choose to reject all sins

Now Bork, Bork is a dude I can party with

lol I should fly down to Miami and party with SRM.

Tua got his bag

Turns out Mickey had a top 100 pass catcher right under his nose.

this is why i love this thread

Didn’t end up going to Miami. I guess someone else got in touch with the wife to let her know it was cancelled which completely blew up my spot

Ate $650. Cool

Happy for tua I guess, crazy journey all things considered. Annoys me that every contract that’s been signed feels like it exists to make me mad about aiyuk or bork

3 teams most ****ed by tua contract definitely:

1. Cowboys

Massive gap

2. Packers
3. Niners

Packers needing to make a decision on Love off of only a handful of games is a rough rough time. Not as rough as the cowboys. I’m betting the farm dak signs with vegas next offseason for 70 per

Eating $650 > eating $212.4 mil.

Imagine if the Packers had offered Love a proper extension last offseason. They’d had him in the building for 4 years by that point so they just have known what they had. He took an extra fee mil to extend by a year so surely he would have snap accepted say 4-150/90 and probably less.

Now they’re gonna be guaranteeing him 200m and paying him at least 15m per year more

Yeah, you’d think Tua deal is the floor for Bork…+ 1 more year of cap increase

I truly hope Dak goes to the market next offseason. It will make all the ESPN shows even more unwatchable but it’ll be fun to see how much a desperate owner will pay and it will put the entire QB salary market into chaos

LET'S ****ING GO!!

I'm still sad to see that beach bum Tlaw making more, but that'll make the week 1 ownage even sweeter in some ways.

tbh, it’s a good contract for Miami imo

If I’m Dak and Dallas doesn’t hit my number knowing they have less than no leverage I play the exact minimum number of games for this season to count, put both middle fingers in the air, walk out for the rest of the season and head to free agency

If Dak gets to unrestricted free agency healthy he will sign the wildest contract we’ve ever seen by miles

I'm not saying you're wrong, but who's in line to give him that contract?

Maybe the better question is who are the dumbasses that also aren't already paying QBs (which rules out Baalke, for example)

Teams still in the market this coming offseason would be:

1. Dallas
2. Vegas
3. Giants
4. (Sorry heels)
5. Possibly The saints
6. Possibly the Seahawks
7. Possibly the titans
8. Possibly lol stealers

Vegas is the one that really stands out. They botched on getting a qb this year, they have a ton of cap space and desperately need relevance. I expect them to push every last dollar they can to the middle to land him if that’s what it comes to

Jets too. If it doesn’t work this year, they’re all gone and they’ll start again. Jets owner fits the profile of a guy who would overpay to guarantee above average QB pay

Yea. Grandpa's last year to do it. No worries he went to eqypt and got blasted on something, he is ready. They picked up the florida state kid mid draft. He is a winner there is some hope. But after years and years of bad drafting for qb. I could see them being in that list and trying again next year. Please no Dak, he is great and then.., he isnt. Frustrating, no thx.

I’d take Dak. Canales can do things Fat Mike can only dream of.

I would've also taken Dak if they didn't sign Tua.

Solid QB. Hasn't been able to get it done when it matters. Maybe he never will, but a lot of that can also be attributed to variance.

The Packers decision has been made. 4/220/155 with 75 signing.

Holy ****

We’re doomed