2024 NFL Draft Thread

2024 NFL Draft Thread

If this feels like déjà vu, that's because it is. For the second season in a row, the Panthers have the #1 overall pick. It's not often that SE members have the opportunity to start consecutive NFL draft threads as the honorary member whose team has the #1 overall pick.

Oh, ****. You mean we earned the #1 overall pick and don't actually have it?

What? You're saying we traded the #1 overall pick this year for the #1 overall pick last year plus gave up DJM, 1.09, 2.31 and a 2nd round pick next season? Well, surely that means we must have picked someone really good last year.

What's that? Between the last two draft classes, it's possible our guy is the 7th best QB taken in the first round? No ****ing way.

Well, at least we hired some new coaches again. I'm sure it'll work out better this time.

Time for the 10 burning questions of the first round.

1. Will the Bears find a way to fumble the bag, anyways? What will Caleb Williams be wearing and will his nail polish match his outfit?

2. Will NE select a QB, trade back, or take a generational WR with no one to throw the ball to him?

3. Will No.1 Chargers avoid taking a WR hoping that Justin Herbert can both throw and catch the ball?

4. Is Sean Payton actively tanking the Broncos organization even further or will he reach for a QB?

5. Will the Bills take another top 100 pass catcher in the first round or will they expect perennial MVP candidate Jawsh to do it all like Kermit?

6. Will Miami draft the fastest guy in combine history?

7. Will the Panthers wait until 33 to **** it up again or will they try to make another bad trade up?

8. Will the Jets do anything to protect their 40 year old conspiracy theorist politician?

9. Will the Cowboys do anything to improve their team or has Jerry simply stopped caring at this point?

10. What will the 49ers do now that they've finally paid off the Trey Lance trade?

Tune in Thursday at 8 pm eastern to find out.

22 April 2024 at 04:19 PM
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by ligastar k

Amazing after watching Howell pace for the season record for sacks taken.


Carolina just hates higher draft picks


Whats wrong with him, drugs , partying, violence? Just went through a couple articles, they say nothing except he didnt go in first. Article does say he is huge and fast as hell though.


Value time! I like it. 39 for 52, 155, and 2025 Rd 2.


Fiske joins Verse

OK


by tarheels2222 k

Value time! I like it. 39 for 52, 155, and 2025 Rd 2.

[strike]sorry[/strike] heels




by All-inMcLovin k

There’s a circumcision joke in there somewhere.

Who the hell names their foreskin?
And what kind of a name is jib?


points in the draft now.... is there anywhere safe from autism anymore?


all the CB!


by Bidz k

all the CB!

Nice pick.


eagles secondary looking so much better


by StoppedRainingMen k

You know I really believed overnight I’d soften my tone on the falcons but man. This might be the worst off-season sequence in history

Really enjoying the Failcons' commitment to the theme


apparently we gave up 50 and 53 and 161 to get 40 and 78


I drive through iggles land a bunch. Last season your peoples were bitching on the radio about linebackers being trash, some said it was big reason in collapse of D last season, not coordinators.... But can't argue with going for CB if no one else will.


by roymunson888 k

I drive through iggles land a bunch. Last season your peoples were bitching on the radio about linebackers being trash.... But can't argue with going for CB if no one else will.

Eagles fans have been complaining about the lack of LBs for years. No complaints with the draft so far although that seems like a lot to move up in the 2nd, but for good reason.


will never complain about taking bpa in the trenches


alright, 5 picks out of CIN's first day 2 pick

here are my hopes in order (bunch of Meeeeechigan men)

Roman Wilson
Jenkins
Sainristil
Beebe


FYI I have found No love for new york teams on radio by Atlantic City

Going south, it seems Toms River is the last outpost of loyalty to the true City. South of there is traitorous rebels.


by esad k

Carolina just hates higher draft picks

Not so fast my friend. Looks like we've shipped 52, 142, and 155 for 46.


I think Brooks is a good player, but wtf?


by tarheels2222 k

Not so fast my friend. Looks like we've shipped 52, 142, and 155 for 46.

Who needs to seek safety in numbers when you have an established core?


I ... like what Washington is doing?

This is a very weird feeling. Come on Commies, trade three firsts for air or draft a punter or something just to restore balance to the force.


Brugler had Sinnott as a 4th rounder

seems like a huge reach by the Commies

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