2024 NFL Draft Thread
If this feels like déjà vu, that's because it is. For the second season in a row, the Panthers have the #1 overall pick. It's not often that SE members have the opportunity to start consecutive NFL draft threads as the honorary member whose team has the #1 overall pick.
Oh, ****. You mean we earned the #1 overall pick and don't actually have it?
What? You're saying we traded the #1 overall pick this year for the #1 overall pick last year plus gave up DJM, 1.09, 2.31 and a 2nd round pick next season? Well, surely that means we must have picked someone really good last year.
What's that? Between the last two draft classes, it's possible our guy is the 7th best QB taken in the first round? No ****ing way.
Well, at least we hired some new coaches again. I'm sure it'll work out better this time.
Time for the 10 burning questions of the first round.
1. Will the Bears find a way to fumble the bag, anyways? What will Caleb Williams be wearing and will his nail polish match his outfit?
2. Will NE select a QB, trade back, or take a generational WR with no one to throw the ball to him?
3. Will No.1 Chargers avoid taking a WR hoping that Justin Herbert can both throw and catch the ball?
4. Is Sean Payton actively tanking the Broncos organization even further or will he reach for a QB?
5. Will the Bills take another top 100 pass catcher in the first round or will they expect perennial MVP candidate Jawsh to do it all like Kermit?
6. Will Miami draft the fastest guy in combine history?
7. Will the Panthers wait until 33 to **** it up again or will they try to make another bad trade up?
8. Will the Jets do anything to protect their 40 year old conspiracy theorist politician?
9. Will the Cowboys do anything to improve their team or has Jerry simply stopped caring at this point?
10. What will the 49ers do now that they've finally paid off the Trey Lance trade?
Tune in Thursday at 8 pm eastern to find out.
Imagine giving all the money to cousins and using the #8 pick in the draft to take the 6th best qb
Holy ****ing Christ
That injury graphic is ROUGH
Both knees and both shoulders?
15 year career incoming, right
bears gonna be fun going forward
At least we can thank the Failcons for breaking up the all-chalk
Caleb set up to be a god.
Failcons with the first face-melter of the night.
****ing hell
Football is all about fantasy points, right?
No need to draft guys that block
Or tackle
they are loaded at wr now
in five years rome will have the best stats of this wr draft group
THEY DIDNT EVEN GET TGE RIGHT QB?!?!?
I watched that national championship game
I know! Let’s draft the QB that got blown out!
Not the one doing the blow out, nobody wants HIM
JJ 10?
Also Penix is 24 in a week? Even if Kirk only goes two years Penix will be starting his career at 26
so the only reason for swap is jets saying we will take jj if you dont.... thank god the trade happened
Ahh JJ McBust.
Nice trade Vikes
5 qbs in top ten and they suck
I cannot find words that adequately convey the depth of my rage and sorrow at this
denver never did make a trade for a qb. interesting situation they have there
Literally everyone needs to be fired over how the falcons off-season has gone
Make it make sense that you wasted all your cap space on cousins who has zero trade value and your big move was drafting penis
that seems like a lot for the vikings to trade up one spot for a meh qb
