2024 NFL Game Thread - Week 1

Thankfully I don’t hold anything dear, especially not with the Panthers.

Should seen it as a bad sign when Achilles was also added to the official injury report.

""On my ****ing life I hope the season opener includes the paralysis of RFK Jr's VP and Podcast Punter's meal ticket. I will happily accept the niners never winning another ****ing game if they end his career opening night. The NFL has included rapists and murderers and somehow I hate the most overrated QB in the history of the game more than any of them. Aaron Hernandez literally got sentenced to life in prison and hung himself and I think Rodgers deserves the chair more. Rae Carruth had someone kill his baby mama and I think Rodgers has a greater claim to being buried under Guantanamo.""

SIGNED SRM

Please Rodgers bring that PAIN tonight. Dropping dimes all over with psychedelic accuracy. Ancient Egypt mystical plays drawn up by Osirus. Ivermectin half time IVs. My body is ready.

lol

i sure hope this doesn't go unnoticed by the broadcast team tonight

not convinced collinsworth doesn't think he's the 9ers qb

Niners need to jab Fraudgers every time they make contact.

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lol how the **** did miami dade think releasing the body cam footage was a good look?

that was pretty terrible. dude rolled up his window and cop got in his feels about it

it's alright, i'm sure his achilles is immunized

I never realized troy aikman's head was so huge

how did he fit that thing in a helmet

My guess is that they removed all the padding.

Yeah that main cop was being way over the top. He deserves to lose his job at the least.

Is there any betting pool on what body part will fail for Rodgers this time?

Shoulder, Knee, Hip, Ankle?????

Mind

yeah it's almost as if cops are racist, employed be the govt, and black athletes(and everyone else) have good reasons not to stand for the anthem(that was written by a slave owner and has lyrics about keeping slaves in the original song)

sorry SRM in advance, this is gonna get brutal

No wonder he had so many concussions.

This new MNF intro sucks. Low energy and bland

phil collins is turning over in his grave

Aaron Rodgers still alive after 2 plays, great job Sparky!

jets plan to keep rogers healthy is to run the ball every play?

Too much light. When the sun goes down and the electricity fails, he'll shine!

Lol, yeah I'm sure that cop was thinking "I'll teach you for disrespecting Francis Scott Key!!!!"