2024 NFL Game Thread - Week 5

guessing some channel has 24 hours of modern family

That fat boy can't possibly get all his beer inside that poncho. But I guess he won't have to stand up to go to the restroom. Pity the people in the 10 rows directly in front of him though.

I think sometimes lightning gives you super strength

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/light...

Good delay it so I can watch the second half after the baseball game

Already predicting based on the new start time that I will fall asleep in the 4th qtr.

Did I read the box score correctly? Josh Allen went 9 of 30 passing today?!

No way I make it past halftime

“Josh Allen recorded the lowest completion percentage (30.0%) in a game with at least 30 pass attempts in the last 30 seasons, per ESPN Stats & Info.”

He looks ridiculous so I'm going to chance it and vote YES once again!

I'm only surprised that we weren't notified of that a few hours earlier.

😃

Seems like there are way more lightning delays nowadays. Used to just play on mostly. It's probably a combination of more legal awareness and summer storms going later and later into the calendar.

nobody wants to work anymore(in lightning storms)

goddam lightning shoremen striking again

always count on mike to throw the worst challenge flags

Fat Mike hates time outs.

I read this and just looked up at my TV and thought, "Great, what's Tomlin doing now?"

wow! that throw by dak... man

lolboys

TJ Watt such a freak

dakdakdak

HERE WE GOOOO

When a tornado came through my yard 20 years ago the linemen from the electric company's office (half-mile away) were in their bucket trucks restringing the lines in front of our house while lightning was still popping all around us. They literally got to the road before we were able to because of the downed trees. Balls of steel! My first thought was that I don't know what these guys are getting paid, but it isn't nearly enough.

So happy we got Zeke back instead of that Henry character

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DAK

DAKLAHHHHH