2023 MLB Season Thread
Opening Day!
Hope springs eternal.
Let us baseball!
Judge already homered, start a new count!
The players are not happy with the new uniforms, saying they feel like paper.
It's 75-80 degrees around the Cactus League today, the sun is shining bright, birds are chirping, women are walking around half naked, and dudes are playing baseball all around the valley. I ****ing love spring.
Also, assuming there's interest, I'll fire up the no-hitter pool at some point before Opening Day.
It's 75-80 degrees around the Cactus League today, the sun is shining bright, birds are chirping, women are walking around half naked, and dudes are playing baseball all around the valley. I ****ing love spring.
Also, assuming there's interest, I'll fire up the no-hitter pool at some point before Opening Day.
Which half? 
What the hell is going on with A-Rod?
He and Sammy Sosa did a palette swap.
Astros went with a planned reliever game today everyone going 1.0 innings. Also sat all of the good position players. Interesting, got shutout 3-0 by Marlins.
Aroldis Chapman. Discuss.
From somebody on titter.
"Aroldis Chapman is touching 75.”
“Yikes, elbow injury?”
“No. So much worse.”
Sometimes, when they're right there by you, you just gotta honka honka a little bit.
