English Premier League 2024-25

Let us just appreciate that both Spurs and ManYo are awaiting Christmas at the bottom half of the table. Also both have suffered heavy defeats at home today.

Yeah and the unexpected highlight of Amorim's post match press conference inside Old Trafford being stopped because the ceiling started leaking was the icing on the cake.

Ratcliffes too busy cutting every staff bonus going to spend any money on fixing their leaking stadium.

We appear to finally have been bought out

Could always look at the rat problem instead, not nice to find rodent **** in your prawn sandwiches.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/32466148/man-utd-old-trafford-mice-infestation-droppings-hygiene-rating/

The Sun

Old Trafford mice infestation as inspection finds rodent droppings in food kiosk

I know nothing about the new owners and hope its good news, I did like your old owner purely because he loved FPL and took it mega seriously (knew not much else about him).

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Could always look at the rat problem instead, not nice to find rodent **** in your prawn sandwiches.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/32466148/man-utd-old-trafford-mice-infestation-droppings-hygiene-rating/

The Sun

Old Trafford mice infestation as inspection finds rodent droppings in food kiosk

Thought this was going to be a joke at the expense of Bruno Fernandes

I was gonna say it started in 2020 but thought someone must have said that already

Saka looking like 6-8 weeks gonna be a huge loss for Arsenal.

No worries we got Sterling.

Who is also injured

Dammit. Thankfully Jesus is in godmode in December.

Hopefully this means an attacking addition in January.

Merry Christmas to all you, hope you all get what you want. Unless TP wants three points on Boxing Day, he can **** off in that case

Merry Xmas thread <3

Toast to my fellow Premier League degenerates. Sending Old Trafford a copy of "Mouse Trap" the boardgame for a secret santa.

Yank from Georgia, made second football trip of year this weekend. Was at Millwall/Bolton, Palace/Arsenal and Spurs/Liverpool - saw 15 goals in the two Prem games and am a LFC fan so was a great time.

Nice. Millwall is an underrated away game

Thats exactly what I want.

Merry Christmas anyway (apart from cashy)

Merry Xmas lads

Lads

Quality

Happy Christmas thread! May all of our teams get to the 40 point mark.

Yearly avalanche of Boxing Day 1963 results tweets incoming

Everton getting a point against Pep would make me covert to Sean Dycheism. Preferably with a 4.30 vs 0.16 xG

1.06 to beat Leicester tonight is the shortest I can remember us being.