Solid Gold Truisms
What are the truisms that are never wrong?
If someone starts a sentence with, "I'm not a doctor, but..." you can ignore whatever comes next.
If you ask a girl out and she doesn't immediately give you her number and/or make tentative plans, she is not into you.
“This above all: to thine own self be true.”
What else?
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Almost nothing happens for a reason.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Sent from my Pixel 7a using Tapatalk
No such thing as a free lunch.
You gotta serve somebody.
You can't always get what you want...
Lol those are good
Youth is wasted on the young.
A watched pot never boils.
Losing at pool sucks.
Never marry a woman who doesn’t swallow.
if someone says "no offense but...." they're about to say something incredibly offensive.
if someone says "I'm not racist but...." they're about to say something incredibly racist.
money can absolutely buy happiness, at least temporarily.
I'm never wrong.
Sent from my Pixel 7a using Tapatalk
you can not create or destroy matter... you can however turn it into energy.
this always chapped my arse with the 'you're wasting water' crowd...
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
The rich aren't like you and I, they're different.
Fun comes in spurts.
I'm an arsehole.
90% of people are terrible.
^ I thought I ruined the thread... again.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
A candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
We are all gods and goddesses who have lost our way.
It's just one damn thing after another
Women are the rake.
There are more horses's asses than horses.
Sent from my Pixel 7a using Tapatalk
'The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe'
In a Dog's life...
Wherever you go, there you are.
Don't raise to get information and then ignore the information.
thin as piss on a rock
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that thing.
Sent from my Pixel 7a using Tapatalk
The truth cannot be pejorative.
