Solid Gold Truisms
What are the truisms that are never wrong?
If someone starts a sentence with, "I'm not a doctor, but..." you can ignore w
Kind of similar: What's Benoit B. Mandlebrot's middle name?
Spoiler
Why, Benoit B. Mandlebrot, of course.
I'm gonna have to think about this one
fractal computing has always been why men dell bought stayed at ibm
I think we may need a temp ban for red,- but it doesn't have to be huge,-just a couple of minutes
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...
Kind of similar: What's Benoit B. Mandlebrot's middle name?
Spoiler
Why, Benoit B. Mandlebrot, of course.
I think we may need a temp ban for red,- but it doesn't have to be huge,-just a couple of minutes
hey officer thermometer
until you identify different charges, may i suggest temerature bands be measured in degrees and not fractured sentences pulled out your ass
apologies, that was my poor attempt at a roast
OK, so maybe not a 2-minute ban,--maybe just an infractalion.
I'm a man, but I can change.
If I have to.
I guess.
--Red Green.
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If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
I am petty sure that she is just being nice...
For those who don't know, John and my quotes are from The Red Green Show. A CBC show which played on PBS here in the 90s and 2000s.
Pretty popular in the upper midwest. Always struck me as kind of a Canadian Home Improvement.
more than familiar with red green from up around possom lodge provincial park
notice in the name of safety he steps away from a gun powder pile to light the match, while also leaning on two barrels labeled vp racing fuels
is it simple coincidence the first episode RG aired on September 25, 1991, exactly one week after the first ep of home improvement?
Truth is like poetry
And most people ****ing hate poetry.
quoted in The Big Short.
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Frogs eat butterflies, snakes eat frogs, hogs eat snakes, men eat hogs.
If you want to make her chase you, run away.
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Cricket--A game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity.
Lord Mancroft
Quoted in one of John's Oxford dictionaries
Our tastes greatly alter. The lad does not care for the child's rattle, and the old man does not care for the young man's whore.
--speak for yourself, Dr. Johnson.
For it's hard, you will find, to be narrow of mind if you're young at heart. — Carolyn Leigh/Frank Sinatra
Shared pain is lessened, shared joy increased. Thus do we refute entropy.
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
it's easy to grin
when cole comes in
and you have the phat macket beat
but a zers worthwhile
is a dominic who can smile
when the diebitter response is repleat
