I'm writing a book and searching for a title/pen name

Crows don't write anything.

But they do. Poetry is never written.

Let it not be written.

Black Cats Revenge by Claude Balls

The title is OK.

Pen name is too cute.

being 'clever' is so boringly Bourgeoisie...

Getting the Best of It

by David J Sklanksy

Crows sh*t on everything, they are a bird species that need eradicating.

Black Cats Revenge by Orson Wells.

Crows are alright. It's pigeons that need eradicating.

sounds like someone sexually abused a crow and wasn't aware they are a community that gossips and takes revenge

raving corvidae craving ova
jackdaw j. mcpie, nest acquire

I like crows. I like grackles. But I really like ravens.

Nevermore

ban

I always thought a good title would be

"For sale: Baby shoes - Never worn."

corvidae are nest raiders
robbing smaller birds labor to swallow sunday omelette

for shelling: chick kicks - ever born