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Wow Slim Jim still use Macho in their ads!

Good on them

Wtf, La Knight is Deuce from Deuce and Domino?

And 41 ****ing years old?

Lol, wait no he isnt. Just wrestled under the name Deuce at one point

Everyone in this match is except for 38 year old Roman.

3 and 4 ways suck

Does anyone actually like them?

Anyways I have my popcorn

It would have also been a perfect time to do an Owen Hart/Shawn Michaels 1-on-1 showcase 26 years ago.

Anybody have an update on Batista's whereabouts?

****, there was a lot of things that would have been perfect timing during a Shawn championship. Like not ruining Vader's career.

So when did tables turn from ready to use kindling into slabs of concrete?

This match is... underwhelming

They still use him for merchandise displays

Got this from a gas station this past summer

Wow, I really wasnt expecting Reigns to take the Styles Clash.

I subconsciously fell for the Styles Clash near fall

Nice camera work there

Ref should count right now for Knight's first championship.

Solo couldve taken that spectating young lady in the blue dress' legs off there...

So this thing is ending at like midnight? Dont we still have one more match before the Mens?

Or did they take off Owens/Paul?

Okay, thank you for letting us be done with that.

I think both of those are happening.

Probably ending around 11:30 Eastern. I'm glad these are on Saturday now.

Oh man, gotta book my ticket to Saudi Arabia now

More Saudi Arabia ads please.

What the hell arena does Clarksville, TN have?

Yeah, I have 5, 6, 17, 19 between my friend and I. Let's see how that goes.

Ewwww jesus christ. "Its a match thats destined to go viral."

Eat my ass, Cole