2024 Briefcase with a paper in it

I have no idea who the **** Tiffany Stratton is but that was a ****ing awesome match

There’s obviously a nonzero chance this main event delivers but on paper this is ****ing stupid

God damn stardust is over

It’s kinda wild to see how much the older generation has been surpassed by their kids in this match

Dusty rhodes
Cowboy bob
Rikishi
Whoever Jacob fatu’s dad is

Also big ups on ‘**** you solo’ being a consistent chant

Well then

Men’s paper in case: lot of fun, went how it could be expected, 3.5*

Zayn v breaker: this was a pretty damn good match all things considered. I just can’t get behind the ending. Zayn going over clean is absurd when there’s no pathway for breaker for bigger and better. Whatever. 3*

Cena: man now i just feel old. -5*

Rollins v Priest: look this was an objectively fun match, and it definitely opens the door for a lot as far as punk storylines but god ****ing damnit god ****ing damnit god ****ing damnit. Objectively: 4* for me? -5*

Women’s paper in case: this ruled. 4.5*

6 man tag: whatever. Cody is super ****ing over but his feuds since Roman have been heat killing. Solo is super over with **** you heat but not sure what that does for him. This match had no business being a main event especially with how it went, still a decent match all things considered. 3.5*

Side note: shout-out Cole. I never thought I’d say this but I think he’s surpassed JR

Thank you for attending my Ted Talk. Til next time

5-star thread imo