omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #166
Schlitz is your daddy and Dabz is your...step...daddy?
I stayed inside to make this post.
snow storms you say. try 41C mate. then we can talk
possibly -20 with wind chill during the chiefies game tomorrow
did some plumbing and some dashing today
Spoiler
I did some plumbing work on a slutty bitch tonight and she begged for more. I obliged her. It was a work out so I’m now relaxing with a whiskey drink and a back rub from a Chinese nymph.
Never happened
Never happened to you! Is what you mean.
I miss Beijing.
You can tell the new gladiators is a bbc production.
all the ancient roman gladiators are lesbian women of color
<insert Eric Cartman>
was going to get my bearded dragon today, but sub zero wind chill put that on hold. don't want to risk it. can't wait though.
I'm a bit of a procrastinator, but not in a professional setting. When I'm at work and I hear something needs doing I jump to it. Like when I was in Iraq and the commander would tell me, "firebomb that village"
And I'd say, "yes sir!" and blow it to bits
And he'd say, "No! Not that village! The other one!"
And I'd say, "I'm sorry, sir!"
And he'd say, "it's fine. don't worry about it, you're doing great"
You are not the type of guy to frag his commanding officer.
imagine that strap on a brown dial octa tho....
