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For all of the world no less! 😀
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The whole world is now indebted to Morph.
RIP Moneyz
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Morph is Mr. Robot!
I'm just starting S3, and having a little trouble with the show because the unreliable narrator thingy means that the writers can be lazy and get themselves into and out of any spot they want without too much trouble, kinda like Lost.
They're mostly behaving themselves, and it's okay, but there's almost two more seasons left for me, and I hope it doesn't get shitty.
Then you should love The Wire; very reliable narration! 😀
Domo arigato! 😀
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If Morph's not wearing his lederhosen I shan't be joining the watch party
Morph doesn't wear clothes when he watches Eurovision.
That will also be acceptable
https://news.sky.com/story/eurovision-th...
The Netherlands' Eurovision entry Joost Klein is under investigation by the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) due to an unexplained "incident" - and will not be rehearsing again until "further notice".
:shocked:
Maybe he sang a note wrong.
So that's tonight? Glad I missed most of it so far, will prolly miss most of the final too, depending on when I get home tonight. I'll be out on some event and prolly there's lot of alc and will be late, prepare for some WOAT drunken commentary already when I'll be back if I don't forget about it...
Hyped! Also is there a Livestream on YouTube? I heard Croatia is one of the favs. Franko will be pleased
Breaking news: Joost Klein got disqualified. 😮
I wonder how Henk from Holland feels about this
Holland does not exist, punk!
Also, rigged obv
Just watched the song at the semis. Yep, totally rigged, that was actually not that bad, and I rarely say this of a eurovision song. Obv they couldn't allow dis.
Free Joost! A good prophet is never appreciated in his own time. Maybe Joost is Henk anyway.
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This account his been terminated
Apparently the idiot did something to a female employee of the Eurovision, that was bad enough to get banned and investigated by the police.
Sammy is preparing his Eurovision dinner and drinking right now. Morph should take a shower right now and strt drinking.
I'll bet you 2 to 1 it was something minor, I have read the news, the fact that they don't want to say what it was is already very telling. He prolly made some joke or she just felt bad when he was talking to her. Remember Assange. If it was some "grab her by the p*****" or worse I apologize but I very much doubt it
Joost repeatedly made clear that he didn't want to be filmed immediately after his performance in the semis. This was also something the Dutch team and the organization had agreed upon beforehand. Despite all of this, the woman kept the camera rolling. Then Joost made a threatening gesture towards her (without touching her). That's it.
See, complete joke
Let's pre-game! 😀