omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #166

that's what i used to tell my commanding officers in iraq before they were killed by their own poor strategic decisions (i lived)

Yeah I would totally be killed if I were to join the military in any kind of frontline duty, no question about that. I knew why I didn't go, we still had the draft in my country at the time, I had to work almost a year in a hospital instead. I would help to defend my country these days though, but in a role more suitable to my talents.

this. also who wants to live on a plague ship

RIP Doyle the true goat. Idk how I missed this until now.

RIP Doyle

I’d marry her!

That is a smorgasmbord of delectable delights.

Yeah. I'd wife that hard.

lol Mutanti

just found out simping is illegal in america. i need to stop sending these women money

Thanks Obama