Online dating thread

I've read about her pleasure tunnel 237 times

He’s so cool though you guys. If you were his neighbor surely he’d be at the end of your pleasure tunnel right now.

Coffee Meets Bagel is complete garbage now - paid version is "unlimited" swipes (but since I don't want kids, it caps me at 25), and half the profiles are WhatsApp crypto scammers

taco bell is at the end of my tunnel right now, not that great a promise.

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ok Ill tone it back to online dating only

*Commences identical banging stories resulting from online dating*

I thought I was reading one of those stupid chick graphic romance novels.

Took a tinder girl to a bar w some friends

Couple weeks later friend tells me hey I matched with that girl you were with a while back , how long have you been talking ?

I’m like uhh two weeks.

He says ok we chatted and it ended months ago

So I take some time to process this.

Girl still hasn’t said anything to me

I assume guy friend texted the girl and told her he told me and that I was chill. (Which I am)

But why hasn’t the girl brought it up yet ? Annoying

So I decided to try Hinge and subscribed for a month. It's definitely better than Tinder but did not go on a single date the whole month. The numbers I got ended up being flaky, and honestly, I wasn't too excited to go out with any of those girls, but still it sucks.

I suspect that this a Vegas thing but like 80% of the profiles are hookers, instagram looking for followers and scammers from Nigeria. I think I'm done with online dating.

If any of you guys visit Vegas and need a wing let me know. I'm out every weekend.

i came back to 2p2 specifically because i was told i needed to catch up on this thread

was not disappointed 😀

So it’s better than tinder but 80% scammers and hookers?

pw, you've written a lot about fingerbanging

what is your go to methodology

i've found that after meeting online of course, that there's a wild variance in the level of vigour required from female to female

i've ran the full gambit from being told "that thing can spit out children the size of bowling balls, it can handle whatever you can give it, beat it like a red headed step child" to the wind from a passing butterfly was too rough for them and it's tough to find a middle ground until you establish a repertoire with the target

this is such a big issue, there's even a song about trying to make a woman come but getting interference from passing butterflies

sure, no more finger banging in enchanted forests, but what about when that's the only option?

Play with the clit. Stroke the lips. Then check to see if she’s wet. If she’s wet then keep doing what you’re doing. If she’s not then you may need to start fingering her to get her wet.

Don’t try to **** anything that’s dry

Also like 80-90% of the time you give a girl head you are going to **** afterwards

Suck on her clit very lightly while fingering them with your middle finger but curled into a hook once you reach the inside fleshy ridges which are their g spot.

can you demonstrate with a video please?

Maybe in a couple months

Use a rose to make ur girl cum

again, need a video, i'm just thinking about thorns and got no idea how to thrust that rose up there

The rose is this suction vibrator that does a much better job on the clit than 99% of men

ahh, it all makes sense now

Gotta go back to the classics here:

I recommend the book "She Comes First".

It 's not well written (by a doctor who's a frustrated author) and doesn't have new information that I genuinely had never heard before, but when it's all put together in one place it made things start to click like - "Ok, so that's why they go crazy when I do X, I could do Y too" and it was a positive influence on everything to do with sex, not only M on F oral sex, which is the ostensible focus of the book. I had some post marriage sex with my ex-wife after reading the book, and she was like "You **** like a god!"

stop at the dollar store to pick up some energy drinks for me and candy for nephews - i want to be the cool uncle so i always spoil them with little gifts etc whenever we meet

so i go to the counter with fuel injector cleaner - no idea if it works but hey it's $1.25 - a whole bunch of energy drinks, and like boxes and boxes of candy

the clerk is a very attractive younger woman and she's definitely flirting with me but i'm too embarassed as king candy of maine to even try to get anything out of the interaction

that's all

also, without a nice fingerblasting tutorial video from pw there's no way i could pleasure her anyway so why bother

please don't encourage him

i think that could be your true calling