UEFA European Football Championship 2024

UEFA European Football Championship 2024

what?: football, of the european variety
when?: june 14-july 14
where?: deutschland!
why?: why not
how?: fast kicking, and some heading. also some hands on balls probably
who?:

group a
germany
scotland
hungary
switzerland

group b
spain
croatia
italy
albania

group c
slovenia
denmark
serbia
england

group d
poland
netherlands
austria
france

group e
belgium
slovakia
romania
ukraine

group f
turkey
georgia
portugal
czech republic

so, who ya got?

28 May 2024 at 09:36 PM
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That was an amusing last 20 min


by GusJohnsonGOAT k

Netherlands have been super sloppy this whole tournament. And yet, I don't think England will take advantage of this.

I can say with absolute certainty the Dutch will take a 1-0 lead in the 80th minute, England will tie in the 85th, Dutch will take a lead in the 99th minute and get an own goal in the 115th. England will win in penalties

Meanwhile France will win 0-0 in PKs

This is how the world works now


grunch:

ingerland 0.84 xg 1.31 switzerland

england are a post-birth abortion


by Gabethebabe k

Are you rich now?

yes but if it were 3-1 netherlands and giving gakpo that goal i'd be slightly richer though

i hit nl and overs very hard at open and was easily biggest position all euros, i was very wrong about that one though, would have gotten a better price at kickoff


Holland is a footballing nation therefore they will beat lolingerlund who is more like beans and ketchup.


Cheddar >> Edam


Bro Holland invented fries with mayo, don't go UK food correlations its a dead end.


lol as if we're going to have any problems with holland. behave yourselves. spain in the final might be a 50/50 though


A certain problem needs to be fixed first:


England is funny and that garph does a good job explaining the science of funny.


Someone has to sit there and look pretty

Also there’s no way anyone can actually think southgate is a competent manager right? I’m slightly more informed than casual and even I can see he’s an imbecile


by StoppedRainingMen k

Someone has to sit there and look pretty

Also there’s no way anyone can actually think southgate is a competent manager right? I’m slightly more informed than casual and even I can see he’s an imbecile

He's not an imbecile but the football is ****ing awful. When you have the entire country tuning in to watch you need to not be utterly dire viewing imo.

Man Utd fans sleeping more soundly knowing Ten Hag is their manager next season and not Southgate with his sufferball.


by jalfrezi k

Is that a pro pick? :p

you're still bitter that you spouted some nonsense about how you thought books operate and got corrected


the Dutch got 3rd in a group resulting in the easiest draw to the semis where they have the easiest draw as well, they seem lucky enough to ship this entire thing


by rickroll k

you're still bitter that you spouted some nonsense about how you thought books operate and got corrected

lol no rick, the pro football bettor who doesn't know one player from the next, nor implied odds from actual odds apparently.


It's one thing following an odds alert service and another actually being a pro.


last 4 sides standing = top 4 EUR ranked elo sides


meanwhile in copa...

1 argentina
4 colombia
5 uruguay vs 6 brazil

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31 canada


by jalfrezi k

lol no rick, the pro football bettor who doesn't know one player from the next, nor implied odds from actual odds apparently.

idk wtf you talking about son

you said b365 would have skewered odds to exploit local uk market

i said you were wrong, that's not how it works, just look at other books and they are all the same and besides b365 has a global user base

now you're randomly talking about implied odds, implying i'm a top down bettor (as if that is bad... but all that despite that you were earlier making fun of a post where i said i bet at open... c'mon dum dum it can't be both, you gotta choose one or the other and the only information you have implies the opposite... so it looks like you're the one who again has no idea what he's talking about)

i'm beginning to understand why the common response in the epl threads to your posts are telling you to kindly stfu - you're literally the worst

you said something incredibly stupid, i corrected you, and now apparently we're mortal enemies and you're just going to slander me non stop and make up stuff

keep on winning at life bro


by 72off k

meanwhile in copa...

1 argentina
4 colombia
5 uruguay vs 6 brazil

Spoiler
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31 canada

usa performance is embarassing, it should be us losing to colombia now instead 😀


While I don't think he will do it, I'd really like to see Kane dropped for next game. I also think Palmer deserves a start ahead of one of Bellingham/Foden.....

Something like:

Toney

Bellingham Palmer

Shaw Rice Mainoo Saka

Guehi Stones Walker

Pickford


by jalfrezi k

A certain problem needs to be fixed first:

I have absolutely zero problem with Kane dropping deep at all, he's one of the best passers on the team and has been amazing at it for a decade, suddenly it's not ok for England? lmao. Full fat bloke in a pub that.

The issue is that the system appears to not allow runners into space (or they just opt not to), but more than he can't even ****ing trap the ball currently and is clearly hurt.


i'm in agreement about not playing kane a full 90, but he's nowhere near washed, led bundesliga in goals by a very healthy margin this year

if he's not being involved/scoring, that's not a kane issue but a system issue

at least the taa at dm experiment is over, just insane how he doesn't test that stuff out in friendlies but instead decides to freeball him in a brand new position once games actually matter

as bad as it is to have usa stand by greg, even crazier to keep southgate at the helm with the talent he has available


by rickroll k

i'm in agreement about not playing kane a full 90, but he's nowhere near washed, led bundesliga in goals by a very healthy margin this year

if he's not being involved/scoring, that's not a kane issue but a system issue

He's obviously not washed. He got hurt in the CL semi-final and had to be subbed off / only came back very end of season, he's clearly still hurt from that.

He's the best English forward in our lifetime, attacking system should be built around his strengths, but he's clearly not at the races right now likely due to injury and should be benched.


by TheGramuel k

He's obviously not washed. He got hurt in the CL semi-final and had to be subbed off / only came back very end of season, he's clearly still hurt from that.

He's the best English forward in our lifetime, attacking system should be built around his strengths, but he's clearly not at the races right now likely due to injury and should be benched.

ah yeah, i was operating under the assumption that if he were still physically hampered by the injury he wouldn't play, but then i forgot you got southgate 😀


i think the real issue with southgate is he has by far the best bench of any national team coach, one that is arguably as good or only slightly worse than the starters - and yet he rarely subs out tired guys for fresh ones

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