"The Pen:" Live NLHE Chat Thread

I imagine I've told this story, but my only royal was in a tournament last year.

Had I been playing cash, I would've gotten a $13,400 high hand Monte Carlo.

Just to rub it in, made quad 8s the next level which would've netted me another several hundred.

Sigh.

Single raised pot big blind vs small blind
Check / check
Check / check
Tiny bet / fold

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Done well, cheap, fast...usually you only get to pick 2.

lol canada, how about you just sell a kidney and get something timely in USA#1

Never had a royal in 15K hours of live.

Only one I would have had, I folded on the flop and then it came runner runner. Flop was J43r and it was bet and raised before it got to me so I was never getting there.

Canada healthcare eh?

Played about 2500 hours live and have one royal - although it was plolol (much easier to get)

I've had 2 royals live. No idea how many hours.

Online I've had 7 this year alone. Proof online is rigged.

I miss seeing you run bad on Bros

rooting for jessica real hard

Oh don't worry I been running bad.
Just not in Royals.

I lost to a royal one time - in a 2p2 play money tournament on stars. My quad 7s no good versus the royal of HWSNBN.

We’ve been having detailed discussions on this very subject in my main group chat.

There’s a mad look in her eye which…in conjunction with the fact she’s an elite athlete and as tough as all hell…means this would be an exciting but somewhat intimidating transaction.

(One I am all for, of course)

He manipulated the board and outplayed you is the real truth.

This course doesn’t have crocs. It’s almost cheating for her.

O ty it’s a pretty medal and it’s made out of gold

While we’re discussing the fairer sex, there is a sportily built young lady at the gym right now wearing not very much and she has the word ‘HARDER’ tattooed in the middle of her back.

I can’t think of any explanation other than that this is a direction to whoever is positioned at her rear during sexy time

Any other thoughts?

All middle back tattoos can be translated into “crazy”

So yeah don’t put your dick in crazy.

And if you do have too put a condom and use the fight club rule.

Or the gym rule, that it was a workout. A hard workout, that is, but why do you make things so hard on yourself

Prolly meant as "Less Limper"?

GFeely'sapproachingthatageG

Only one way to find out..

Maybe she's a fan of 1/4 of the daft punk song?

she won another Gold overnight. Just reading about her and she's super schmart too. Australian high school results are presented on an index and she scored 99.1.

How bout them US Women’s Rugby and Soccer?!?! ‘Stralia who?