2024 Summer Olympics from Paris

2024 Summer Olympics from Paris

Amazed we don't have a thread yet. I will do up a fancier OP tomorrow but this will do for now as a placeholder.

Women's softball opens the games in roughly 5hrs with soccer/football, archery and some other sports starting before the opening ceremony Friday night Japan time.

PREDICTIONS: Rona causes a stupid amount of issues, I still waste approx 100hrs of coverage anyway.

20 July 2021 at 07:16 PM
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40 golds, crushed overall and feel like we left a few golds on the table too

didn't need 5 in ping pong


by feel wrath k

Track already has the hurdles which is basically as silly as some of the swimming ones.

And of course the race walking is ridiculous.

In the early Olympics there was a standing long jump and a standing high jump and also (after checking, a standing triple jump).

USA benefited as they had the GOAT standing jumper Ray Ewry, who won 8 golds in standing jump events over 3 games between 00 and 08

IMO, the hurdles is much different than swimming. You're still running, but you have to jump over obstacles. They aren't asking you to run backwards. With half court basketball being a thing, hurdles and swimming seem fine as at least the top athletes still compete in them.


by BOIDS k

the KIERIN, which features a motorbike and where the goal appears to be to crash into as many people as possible

only half of the competitors suffered career-threatening incidents in the men's kierin final this year, a disappointingly low number

unfortunately i cant find a clip because the olympics committee seem to have the ability to vaporise anyone who tries to upload their stuff on youtube

here's a still shot from the women's competition, which should give you some sense of this event



Needs blood.


In the end weak finish to our Olympics. Think some heads need to roll in some various sports we were disappointing in. Basketball, football, kayaking, rowing, breakdancing - there is probably a few more too.


by ligastar k

Only just - I think we need to get our Pacific championships back as much as possible in as many sports as possible to the exclusion of China - **** them.


I finally saw some b-girl Raygun breaking clips. Beyond stupid.


by bundy5 k

In the end weak finish to our Olympics. Think some heads need to roll in some various sports we were disappointing in. Basketball, football, kayaking, rowing, breakdancing - there is probably a few more too.

No need to worry about the breakdancing. It's not returning in 2028.
T20 cricket, Squash and Flag Football come in. I'm guessing the Flag Football won't make it to Brisbane in 2032 though.


Intrigued what kind of players will make up the American flag football team


by natediggity k

I finally saw some b-girl Raygun breaking clips. Beyond stupid.

Who took the joy from you?


by pwnsall k

Intrigued what kind of players will make up the American flag football team

I’m guessing ufl/xfl players


Strongman seems like it should be an Olympic sport.


dogs playing poker should be an olympic sport


by pwnsall k

Intrigued what kind of players will make up the American flag football team

Antonio Brown


Tom Cruise finally found someone he's taller than...


by Carnivore k

Strongman seems like it should be an Olympic sport.

Steroid testing though.


Nothing against RHCP but this is the lamest crap I’ve ever seen

Edit: ok maybe slightly less lame


dre and snoop still got it


by PeteBlow k

Tom Cruise finally found someone he's taller than...

It's a movie promo, right?


by PeteBlow k

No need to worry about the breakdancing. It's not returning in 2028.
T20 cricket, Squash and Flag Football come in. I'm guessing the Flag Football won't make it to Brisbane in 2032 though.

Is flag football some concept of capture the flag?


by natediggity k

I finally saw some b-girl Raygun breaking clips. Beyond stupid.

She should have been disqualified on age alone - under 25 only.


by prizminferno k

didn't need 5 in ping pong

No just 8 in swimming and FOURTEEN in athletics lol.


by pwnsall k

Intrigued what kind of players will make up the American flag football team

Mahomes and NFL guys say they're gonna play

by TheGramuel k

No just 8 in swimming and FOURTEEN in athletics lol.

so the backbone of the Olympics since the dawn of time bro?


by StoppedRainingMen k

Who took the joy from you?

Raygun

edit: i'm sorry but it's just dumb


by prizminferno k

so the backbone of the Olympics since the dawn of time bro?

Doesn't make it any more valid than table tennis or diving or sport climbing, the US just dominates in the 2 areas with the most amount of golds available.

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