2024 NFL Game Thread - Week 1

2024 NFL Game Thread - Week 1

Welcome back for another NFL season!!

First a recap of last season




But.....


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Thursday
Baltimore Ravens @ Kansas City Chiefs (-2.5)

Friday
São Paulo, Brazil
Green Bay Packers @ Philadelphia Eagles (-2)

Sunday

Early
Minnesota Vikings (-1.5) @ New York Giants
Houston Texans (-2.5) @ Indianapolis Colts
Carolina Panthers @ New Orleans Saints (-4)
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Miami Dolphins (-3.5)
New England Patriots @ Cincinnati Bengals (-8)
Pittsburgh Steelers @ Atlanta Falcons (-3.5)
Tennessee Titans @ Chicago Bears (-4)
Arizona Cardinals @ Buffalo Bills (-6.5)

Late
Las Vegas Raiders @ 1. Los Angeles Chargers (-3)
Denver Broncos @ Seattle Seahawks (-6)
Dallas Cowboys @ Cleveland Browns (-2.5)
Washington Commies @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-3.5)

SNF
Los Angeles Rams @ Detroit Lions (-3.5)

Monday
New York Jets @ San Francisco 49'ers (-4.5)

05 September 2024 at 04:33 PM
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Probably true.


by g-bebe k

Thought Lamar played great overall. He has definitely regained some quickness.

It'd be nice to see him throw past the line of scrimmage. Obviously Jones a huge factor but it seemed like 90% of his attempts were to Hill/Likely/Flowers behind or at the line.

lol at Likely saying 'if this the best they got, good luck in the post-season' to the best post-season QB of all time, it's not like the Chiefs were firing on all cylinders either.

Tucker has missed five of his last six 50+ yarders, beginning of the end? Actually looking at that I think one or two were blocked and another one or two from 58+ or so, fingers crossed


How about those exciting kick returns!


by All-inMcLovin k

Seems like he should've been taken earlier.

It's almost as if a guy who has a 4.21 40 time would be amazing at WR.

if only it were that simple to sort by 40 time (the dude picked right before mahomey):


by StoppedRainingMen k

Kelce washed?

fyp


by that_pope k

Speculation on twitter that if Likely is wearing white cleats they can't overturn...that seems...likely.

Feels like the play is for WRs/TEs to wear cleats with a thin stripe of black or green at the toe so it looks as if "Oh, I can see some grass in there" whenever they're close right to the line?


by bazooka87 k

It'd be nice to see him throw past the line of scrimmage. Obviously Jones a huge factor but it seemed like 90% of his attempts were to Hill/Likely/Flowers behind or at the line.

lol at Likely saying 'if this the best they got, good luck in the post-season' to the best post-season QB of all time, it's not like the Chiefs were firing on all cylinders either.

Tucker has missed five of his last six 50+ yarders, beginning of the end? Actually looking at that I think one or two were blocked and another

Mahomes threw behind the LOS on 8 of 28 attempts.

Lamar threw behind the LOS on 11 of 41 attempts. I'm being a bit generous here, three completions were also right at the LOS so it could be 14 of 41.

Not that different.


Maybe line of scrimmage was too harsh, Sharp has it as 16/41 and when he needed to push it at the end he did to be fair.

Based on last year Mahomes is just a short area passer now, maybe when Brown is back and Worthy gets more ingratiated it'll change


Lamar looked good I thought. Faster than ever. Will he still be that healthy/fast in the playoffs?


Great game and even better post-game watching Yo-kwan Smith and Toe Likely whine like the pathetic losers they are


Just FYI in case people don't know....

The game tonight is on the Cock streaming service and I'm assuming the two teams local markets.

If you don't like the Cock you are out of luck.


most football fans have access to the Cock

they have the EPL contract after all


Never paying for the Cock, suck it NBC.

Iggles by 15


by Booker Wolfbox k

Iggles by 15

I like what we’re saying here


by Booker Wolfbox k

Never paying for the Cock, suck it NBC.

:shocked:


One of the benefits of being a perennial Comcast most valuable sucker is that I qualified for "free" Peacock.

If you are cursed enough to have Xfinity, check your account to see if it is included.

eta: Check your "Rewards" or whatever term they use to toss suckers a small bone.


by ligastar k

most football fans have access to the Cock

they have the EPL contract after all

I, for one, would prefer to hear Rebecca Lowe call a NFL game instead of most of the clowns we get stuck with.


holy happy hour batman

this will be a challenge

GO BIRDS


by Bidz k

Brazil you say ...

training staff had to stock up on wax

by Booker Wolfbox k

Never paying for the Cock, suck it NBC.

Iggles by 15

this guy gets multiple things


I guess Sergio Mendes will not be doing any national anthems at the game.

RIP Sergio


ZEEBA

wtf


by Tom Ames k

I guess Sergio Mendes will not be doing any national anthems at the game.

RIP Sergio

oh wow
nfl worst case scenario
national focus will be on a cultural legend


I'm pretty sure Brazil won the battle of the anthems!




Iggles by 24


lol 12 v 12

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