omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #166

omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #166

Schlitz is your daddy and Dabz is your...step...daddy?

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18 September 2022 at 02:08 AM
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What's a good website? I found 2 and they both had a shady ad that took over my whole screen and told me I had a computer virus


i checked craigslist periodically - you'll occasionally find some insane deals where people are tired of the upkeep and don't want to possibly wait months to find a buyer

i imagine facebook marketplace also probably decent but i'm not on facebook

like this here, obviously it'll take a few thousand to put an outboard on her and get her ready for sailing, but that guy just gave up on just paying for storage each year on a boat he no longer uses and doesn't want to invest the time and money to make her ready for action again


here's one for free (does require some repairs though)



by ScreaminAsian k

they're burning all their money.

it has been their goal for lots and lots of years, and now that their kids are out of the house, they can finally do it.








by ScreaminAsian k

dat dress doe


by ScreaminAsian k

i think i would really enjoy sailing for the first 3 days, then a little less for the next 5 days, then i'd just be okay with it, then i'd develop kidney stones and i'm alone in the middle of the ocean 2 weeks from the nearest hospital and i have no choice, i have just to pass these through my urethra and chew on a piece of wood or something and hope the boat doesn't run into an iceberg while i'm distracted by mindshattering pain

rather get gout tbh


by rickroll k

my cousin did very well for himself, he sold his house and 99% of his possessions and he and his wife decided they were going to live on a sailboat in the caribbean

last about 2 years, they still use the sailboat, but ended up a buying a house and repurchasing all new furniture etc because 24/7/365 life at sea was not for them, they don't even do the open ocean sailing but instead hire a crew to sail it to where they want to be (super common actually)

does your cus need a mistress? asking for a friend.

he sounds SUPER rich?


by ScreaminAsian k

i was looking for boats online and a really nice new boat is mid 6 figs. a used one, like 5-10 years old still really modern and nice, a quarter mil. there's a neat one i saw from the 70s which still looks great, it looks totally dope it was listed for $30k. this is anti-real estate. this number goes down so hard and so fast this cannot be an investment on any level, this is outright lunacy why would anyone buy a boat???

you trying to live that yachty lifestyle?


by ScreaminAsian k

i get the photo but did she need to add the resting bitch face?


by LuckyLuke01 k

does your cus need a mistress? asking for a friend.

he sounds SUPER rich?

he did pretty well for himself, but i don't think he's into ozzies with gout


by rickroll k

he did pretty well for himself, but i don't think he's into Aussies with gout

I don't have gout.

i do have:

A.D.H.D
Diabetes
blind
bad cholesterol
acid reflux
a bad back
My knees are starting to go
depression
axiety

you know the general stuff for someone who is 35.


knee pads luke, knee pads


by rickroll k

knee pads luke, knee pads

it's the bastard stairs at work.


by LuckyLuke01 k

blind

how many fingers am I holding up


is that for reals tho? and wasn't there another blind reg in omg?


by King_of_NYC k

how many fingers am I holding up

Just the middle one.












by Zeno k

Just the middle one.

he's on to me...


by ScreaminAsian k

i think i would really enjoy sailing for the first 3 days, then a little less for the next 5 days, then i'd just be okay with it, then i'd develop kidney stones and i'm alone in the middle of the ocean 2 weeks from the nearest hospital and i have no choice, i have just to pass these through my urethra and chew on a piece of wood or something and hope the boat doesn't run into an iceberg while i'm distracted by mindshattering pain

So maybe you should go crewed motoryacht? Then you could have a ship's surgeon! 😀

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