2024 NFL Game Thread - Week 5

2024 NFL Game Thread - Week 5

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Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Atlanta Falcons (-2)

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New York Jets @ Minnesota Vikings (-2.5)
Balti

03 October 2024 at 05:00 PM
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by Tom Ames k

One of the dumbest boringest games ever.

Dumbest for sure. Kinda boring because that was far more of terrible defense and looked like a scrimmage rather than great offensive plays. Still much better than the usual Thursday crapfest of at least one team being horrible on offense.

Also Atlanta easily bottom 3 sports cities in the USA and their atmosphere at games does not help the product at all.


by tarheels2222 k

Punt touchback still at the 20.

He landed it pretty well, but the coverage team didn’t get down there.

IIRC they were down there but chose to cluster around the returner rather than one or two of them going to the goal line to try to down the ball. Maybe that's how they're coached, but if so it seems like a huge leak.


by ligastar k

"Cousins is on a 500 yard pace."

said no one ever

would've thunk?


Was watching barstool and guy says he looked for the grossest bet he could find this week, and he wants the over in pats vs fins. 35.5 That is bad, I dont have the guts.


Will be at Cards-Niners tomorrow. See if the eye test holds on Brock. Probably won't be able to see Kyler.


OBJ making his debut tomorrow. Much needed for Miami. He has a 67% completion and 149 passer rating in his career.


by g-bebe k

Will be at Cards-Niners tomorrow. See if the eye test holds on Brock. Probably won't be able to see Kyler.

Not sure why you’ve chosen to do this to
yourself but bring ALL the water


by StoppedRainingMen k

Not sure why you’ve chosen to do this to
yourself but bring ALL the water

how long has it been that hot down there? holy hell


by StoppedRainingMen k

Not sure why you’ve chosen to do this to
yourself but bring ALL the water

plz stay safe out there g-bebe. definitely bring ALL the water.


by REDeYeS00 k

how long has it been that hot down there? holy hell

It’s been a couple weeks. Not looking forward to my PGE bill


by StoppedRainingMen k

It’s been a couple weeks. Not looking forward to my PGE bill

just wait 'til you have to run the incubator full blast before the chick hatches
or turtle up and ignore it


by StoppedRainingMen k

It’s been a couple weeks. Not looking forward to my PGE bill

Wanted to throw my hat into the ring for name of the offspring.

McLovin is a timeless name, no need for last name either.
And Seven, seven is sharp. Good for a boy OR a girl. Mickey Mantle's number was 7.


@ SRM: You're heating for three now.


by All-inMcLovin k

Wanted to throw my hat into the ring for name of the offspring.

McLovin is a timeless name, no need for last name either.
And Seven, seven is sharp. Good for a boy OR a girl. Mickey Mantle's number was 7.

Bundy child Seven was pretty epic too.


If it’s a boy: Brock
If it’s a girl: Dakota


by Bidz k

If it’s a boy: Brock
If it’s a girl: Dakota

my vote leans toward Fanning over Prescott


Middle name: Womp
Works well for either gender.


My baby names have already been unceremoniously vetoed

‘Why would we name our daughter Buster?’ she says


by Tom Ames k

Middle name: Womp
Works well for either gender.

That’s my unborn child you’re talking about *******


by StoppedRainingMen k

That’s my unborn child you’re talking about *******

The namesake is mighty good looking. He just can't play the NFLs.


by StoppedRainingMen k

My baby names have already been unceremoniously vetoed

‘Why would we name our daughter Buster?’ she says

said while shrugging becuase she didn't expect to marry a giant poser
but guess she did


How ****ing dare you sir


by StoppedRainingMen k

My baby names have already been unceremoniously vetoed

‘Why would we name our daughter Buster?’ she says

Because then her middle name can be Hymen I said


Madison is a great girl's name.


Ashley Madison

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