Moderation Questions
The last iteration of the moderation discussion thread was a complete disaster. Numerous attempts to keep it on topic fa
So, obviously, we got together. And started having sex. A lot of sex. Within the first month or so, I ****ed her in her ass and she came so hard, like harder than she'd come before. This was a portent of things to come (no put intended).I'll be honest, I never understood the whole enjoying "sucking cock" thing, I had always assumed it was just a chore that girls do, like the cl
So, anyway. It all started getting a bit.. how should I describe this.
I'll give an example.
She went way to Scotland (oh, I forgot to mention, she was Dundonian) - Jal should appreciate that. She messaged me while on the train back to say "my god, my pussy is so ****ing wet right now, I need you. I was watching Wimbledon and... my god... Tsonga.
I was like, alright. When you come home, don't say a word. Go to the bathroom, take off all your clothes, except your glasses, start playing with your pussy, and wait for further instructions.
She forgot to keep the glasses on. I slapped her and called her a slut. She said "I'm sorry, but I'm not. I'm not a slut. I'm your slut".
I was like... **** me, can't argue with that.
I'll be honest, I never understood the whole enjoying "sucking cock" thing, I had always assumed it was just a chore that girls do, like the cleaning or something.
Generally I think that's true but obviously there are many exceptions. There's a very old joke that goes
Why does the bride always smile as she's walking down the aisle?
Spoiler
Because she knows she'll never have to give another blow job again.
Generally I think that's true but obviously there are many exceptions. There's a very old joke that goes
Why does the bride always smile as she's walking down the aisle?
Spoiler
Because she knows she'll never have to give another blow job again.
You honestly thought I'd not heard this joke before?
Son, I am disappoint.
There are people here from all over the world.
Indeed.
The reason I knew you would have appreciated the Dundonian thing - she was fold of quoting Frankie Boyle's "dirtiest woman in Dundee". Well, and just, generally, quoting Frankie Boyle.
And, she was indeed from Dundee. The accent was so hot when she was coming.
The Scots have a thing about Dundonians.
No insult to your ex but Jerry Sadowitz used to do a brilliant thing about how they were the most stupid people on the planet. I'm sure your ex was a paragon of intelligence and good taste though, naturally.
Anyway, far be it for me to stop the flow of filth...
So, dear Penthouse.
When I first came in her face, she didn't like it. She said "my ex husband never used to do that, why can't you just come in my mouth like a normal person". So, I didn't come in her face for a couple of months, but then one day, I was ****ing her, and she screamed "come on my face". I am not even joking.
Then the next morning, we woke up and she was like "****, I didn't really shout that did I?". I was like... erm... not only did you, but the neighbours might have heard.
Right, I think I am done here, unless the audience want more
No ****ing her mid morning in the work shower room on top of the large hand basin with a full length mirror adjacent, while she puts her hand in her mouth to attempt to muffle the sound as people walk past on the other side of the door?
Son, I am disappoint.
No ****ing her mid morning in the work shower room on top of the large hand basin with a full length mirror adjacent, while she puts her hand in her mouth to attempt to muffle the sound as people walk past on the other side of the door?
Son, I am disappoint.
Hand? No, we use her panties for that. They like it when you gag them with their own pussy juices.
Just curious as a bystander to the locker room, what’s the psychology behind men sharing stories like this? Is it just for entertainment?
Well, and also, Didace kinda challenged me. Challenge accepted.
He didn't believe me. I imagine he does now.
Lol I don’t want to know, I’m covering my eyes now
Moving off the smut
Crossnerd
I appreciate your star of David ruling
But since then the thread has been vile and hateful
If that's how's it's going to stay ill bow out
I'm positive I could find increases in population during other genocides. Unfortunately comparisons are not allowed in this thread.
Saying 'I'd say this but that isn't allowed" shouldn't be allowed
This is basically meming which isn't allowed
Only a deranged, uneducated or inhumane person can think and feel this way about any conflict.
The irony is that it is you who claims there are no innocent civilians in Palestine.
Calling people deranged uneducated or deranged
Sounds like personal attacks
Thank you for outdoing Lt and proving to anyone reading that you are in fact the ignoramus ITT.
It .
Ignoramus
More name calling
I self banned because the thread was toxic and if I replied at half the level they do I feared being permed
If this is the norm now, I'm outie
Unless I can respond the same
Well if it’s a choice between complaining and smut then I’ll take the smut please :p
Did you report the posts? I haven’t checked reports since this morning so maybe I haven’t seen them yet. I’ll take a look over the I/P thread and see what the hell is happening now and get back to you.
