USA Goes to War Against Iran
USA Goes to War Against Iran
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USA Goes to War Against Iran

Time for a dedicated thread to the war.

How long will it last and what will be the probable outcome?

02 March 2026 at 06:37 PM
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Ask an ai adventures

who had the first holy war Muslims or Christians?

Muslims initiated "holy war" in the form of early Islamic conquests, starting in the 7th century (c. 630s AD) with the expansion of the Rashidun Caliphate into Byzantine and Sassanid territories. Christians officially launched their first holy war, the First Crusade, in 1095, nearly 400 years later, in response to these expansions.


by Wearwolf m

the problem here is what "winning" looks likethe closest we got from this admin was essentially "regime change", which they have apparently given up on and now we're fingers crossed for the Obama dealthe fact that 25 years from now we'll have an entire new generation of holy warriors does not factor into the calculus, neither does the present-day cost of human life, the global

I mean technically there's already been a regime change probably not what their aiming for tho since its more of the same. There's possible two factions fighting for control of iran currently


https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

“Deus Vult,” reads the tattoo inked across Hegseth’s right biceps. It’s a Latin phrase meaning “God wills it” that is believed to have been chanted by the Christian warriors who responded to Pope Urban II’s call in 1095 to march to the Holy Land and reconquer it for Christendom. As the American and Iranian people remain trapped in this deeply unpopular war, it’s vital to understand what “God wills it” means to Hegseth, and what that might mean for the rest of us.


by Trolly McTrollson m

You're never going to believe where those crazy Muslims got that idea from...

Who cares where they got it from?


by Trolly McTrollson m

You're never going to believe where those crazy Muslims got that idea from...

Where did they get it from? Explain to us please, Trolly. Because every time we get a glimpse into your thought process or the source of your info it’s a travesty. Trolly never finishes a thought because he actually has no independent thoughts.


by Trolly McTrollson m

You're never going to believe where those crazy Muslims got that idea from...

Please say more! Where did those Muslims get that idea from? Are you suggesting that Muslims are too stupid to come up with an idea on their own?

oops...slow pony


by biggerboat m

Victor is lost on the concept of bad guys and worse guys. If there are bad guys, then the other guys have to be good guys, right?

Victor is lost on the concept of everything. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a more uninformed and deranged person. He’s the reason the elites are looking to isolate themselves from society. Buying remote ranches or rockets to mars if they’re rich enough. It’s beyond clear that the average human is dumber than an uneducated animal and we’re heading towards eventual self destruction.


by Elway m

Who cares where they got it from?

It's a type of whataboutism.


by DoyleBrunsonFan m

Victor is lost on the concept of everything. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a more uninformed and deranged person. He’s the reason the elites are looking to isolate themselves from society. Buying remote ranches or rockets to mars if they’re rich enough. It’s beyond clear that the average human is dumber than an uneducated animal and we’re heading towards eventual self dest

They aren't going to invite you to the island.


by Victor m

They aren't going to invite you to the island.

I have no interest in going to their islands but it does suck for those who don’t have their means.


The periodic debates in this thread about whether adherents of X religion are inherently more or less virtuous and peaceful than adherents of Y religion are beyond stupid.


just 1 more crusade bro...


Man gonna be a rough night for el mongo the rapist if Jokic the goat****er actually gets eliminated by Rudy ****ing Gobert


by Rococo m

The periodic debates in this thread about whether adherents of X religion are inherently more or less virtuous and peaceful than adherents of Y religion are beyond stupid.

Three points:

1. I agree with you.

2. Almost every debate in this forum is beyond stupid.

3. I'm sure I'm as guilty as anyone of contributing to their stupidity.


by geezerchess m

Are you suggesting that Muslims are too stupid to come up with an idea on their own?

Is that what you think I said?


by Elway m

These people live for holy war. They believe the more chaos there is the closer they are to the return of the Messiah. This is why they can’t have a nuclear weapon. They already showed they will take the “ nuclear option” closing the Straight of Hormuz.

You realize you are more accurately describing the Trump admin right now, yes?


by MoViN.tArGeT m

I mean technically there's already been a regime change probably not what their aiming for tho since its more of the same. There's possible two factions fighting for control of iran currently

isn't it the exact same regime just with a new person at the top?

what is the second faction?


by Trolly McTrollson m

Is that what you think I said

It seems he makes the same tenuous leaps in logic that you do.


can’t have a nuclear weapon. They already showed they will take the “ nuclear option” closing the Straight

wait until you hear about their enforcement of the "nuclear family" as a mechanism of state administration


Can we change the title to "USA went to war against Iran but it's not a war anymore"?

We won, right?


by biggerboat m

Can we change the title to "USA went to war against Iran but it's not a war anymore"?

We won, right?

About 30 victories so far.


by biggerboat m

Can we change the thread title to ...
"USA went to war against Iran but it's not a war anymore."
We won, right?

by Pablito m

About 30 victories so far.

Greatest Military victory ever, and all we got to show for it is record high gas prices, record high food prices.

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by Wearwolf m

You realize you are more accurately describing the Trump admin right now, yes?

Trump is barely a Christian let alone an evangelical. It’s still somewhat of a mystery why so many hardcore Christians drank the MAGA kool-aid. Probably because he was seen as a counter to progressive politics and not much beyond that.

Regardless, the Iranian regime is 1000 times more deranged than American evangelical Christians and it’s not even close.


by DoyleBrunsonFan m

Trump is barely a Christian let alone an evangelical. It’s still somewhat of a mystery why so many hardcore Christians drank the MAGA kool-aid.

Abortion. Mystery solved.


by DoyleBrunsonFan m

Trump is barely a Christian let alone an evangelical. It’s still somewhat of a mystery why so many hardcore Christians drank the MAGA kool-aid. Probably because he was seen as a counter to progressive politics and not much beyond that.

Regardless, the Iranian regime is 1000 times more deranged than American evangelical Christians and it’s not even close.

A couple anecdotal theories:

They hold hate in their hearts and it opens them to being manipulated. They they swap the real idol for the false one. Instead of choosing what's right, they ditch religion for MAGA cult.

Or, they were never Christian to begin with. It's a team sport to them just like politics.

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