** World Cup 2026 - USA, Canada, Mexico Thread **
** World Cup 2026 - USA, Canada, Mexico Thread **
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** World Cup 2026 - USA, Canada, Mexico Thread **

Saw no thread was active yet while it starts tomorrow so I'd gave it a go

No real time for an extensive write-up but lets

10 June 2026 at 09:55 PM
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LOL


Tah channeling Harry Kane


Germany crashing out against the team USA could've named their score against, just perfect.

At least they invented a new round so Germany could feel like they accomplished more than the last 2 WCs.


GER has failed to reach the R16 of the last three WCs

let that one sink in for a minute folks


We all had Paraguay making the round of 16 right??

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let's face it, Germany has been kinda mediocre lately.


by Pablito m

Tering moffen

:p are you a fellow dutch man?


by andre006 m

HAHA RΓ–FLENSCHLAGERFUHRER

Ha nice


by Slugant m

:p are you a fellow dutch man?

Hahaha nah fam Canadian with a lot of Dutch family. I speak the language though.

I know the Dutch hold no love for Germany. **** them.


germanys expected goals was only one more than paraguays which given seemed like nearly the whole game was spent in the paraguay side of the field not great

seemed like 23 on paraguay was at the ball everywhere.


Meh that kinda sucks.

Mostly cause I don't want to see Paraguay get smashed by France now.

LOL Germany though.


They must have thought it was a World
War


by ligastar m

GER has failed to reach the R16 of the last three WCs

let that one sink in for a minute folks

iirc they said germany haven't kept a clean sheet in their last 10 wc games, crazy work for such squads


by ScotchOnDaRocks m

They must have thought it was a World
War

WW2 it was the paratroopers, now it's Paraguay


Germany will always have the Curacao match


by Pablito m

Hahaha nah fam Canadian with a lot of Dutch family. I speak the language though.

I know the Dutch hold no love for Germany. **** them.

Thats cool.
I live only a short drive from the german border so might swing by before the Netherlands - Morocco game πŸ˜ƒ

The dutch hate towards germany has dropped significantly over the years and i quite like them tbh but the banter certainly stayed


by Fossilkid93 m

Germany crashing out against the team USA could've named their score against, just perfect.

Double schadenfreude as the US now believes they can play ball. Bosnia is unlikely to change that, but the ro16 anti climax will be delicious


Does this mean nagelsmann out?


Netherlands ditching the trusted 443 for 523...


by Slugant m

Does this mean nagelsmann out?

youngest super genius to be fired by buyern and germany many ppl are saying


Weird cowardice. Van de Ven on the left side was a bit weak and maybe Ake also isn't to be trusted by himself anymore, but this is not the way and it will cost us greatly in midfield unless Frenkie somehow steps up even more (in a very different role)


Yea i dont like it either, it feels like we are gonna get run over in midfield this way

Koeman has always been a cowardly coach


by 72off m

these useless yank commentators being jammed into the broadcasts for no reason is an underrated aids part of this tournament. no clue who this current one is, but he's dickriding germany like his life depends on it. annoying as ****

the one on the previous game is literally perd hapley saying the most pointless captain obvious **** i've ever heard on a sports broadcast

You guys don't get the FOX broadcasters?


i think it's the worldwide fifa production broadcast thingy unless i specifically watch fox, which i do everything in my power not to. but i could be wrong. turns out the guy i was referring to in that game was friedel, he sucks bigly, could do with never hearing him again

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by loosekanen m

Friedel is an AWFUL commentator.

by mw828 m

Brad Friedel: "Gyasi Zardes has been good today"
I **** you not

by loosekanen m

shutup friedel. if you advocate for wondo again i'll start trashing your ****ty accent.

by mmbt0ne m

I really hoped that Friedel's accent would grow on me. It's only getting worse.

by ikestoys m

friedel's accent makes no sense.

can't tell if it's more his accent or his voice, both seem awful. also the things he says suck. aka the total package!


Cmon orange army, lets beat those towel thieves


by GusJohnsonGOAT m

You guys don't get the FOX broadcasters?

No many countries have their own commentators.

The Fox commentators have some decent ones and some just shocking ones.

Not sure who it is or if it is even Fox but the American commentator who shouts "FIRES" whenever anyone shoots can absolutely do one.

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