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ScreaminAsian

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Biography: In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said, "you're going to iraq and afghanistan to fight for american freedoms" Location: DO NOT CONGRATULATE Interests: who needs hobbies when you have heroin? Occupation: building and maintaining the intricate web of lies that is my life Games and Stakes:




Role models are for weak unimaginative people. I never had a single role model in my life and I'm the most successful person I know.












by Morphismus k

SA, if you could invent a new holiday, what would it celebrate and how would people celebrate it?

It's called ultra labor day, it's a lot like labor day except workers around the whole world unite to seize the means of production


Trying to figure out what kind of watch bill clinton is wearing. Looks like a fp journe from the side, maybe a gronefeld from the face (it's a timex)










good evening i am a professional attorney hired by the poster you know as ScreaminAsian. he died very suddenly and it was his explicit instructions to me to establish contact with this subforum and explain that this account will be immediately handed over to a very expensive very classy AI powered by a large language model neural networked machine intelligence. he told me to stress to you twice that it was very expensive software but that he was able to afford it because he was rich.

the AI will continue to post on this account as if he had never died. it will long outlive all of you, and your children's children. he never fixed his shower before he died. any future discussion of leaky shower head repair will be purely hypothetical, constructed by the AI for content purposes and will exist solely in the cloud.








When I was in iraq I would shove a bunch of gunpowder up my own ass and fart and it would destroy whole villages












snowkitty got fat lol she fell off at age 20

maybe she got married. i would have married her at any point in the last year and some poor fool probably did. and that small action across the world ****in ruined my night. that's called the butterfly effect


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