ScreaminAsian
ScreaminAsian
For PresidentAbout
Biography: In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said, "you're going to iraq and afghanistan to fight for american freedoms" Location: DO NOT CONGRATULATE Interests: who needs hobbies when you have heroin? Occupation: building and maintaining the intricate web of lies that is my life Games and Stakes:
A wristwatch is real. The love of a family is just a series of chemical reactions inside a biological organ called a brain. High-end sneakers are real.
A country isn't "real" tho. The people are real and the land is real. The buildings are real and the military and bullets are all real, sure. But a nation exists fully inside the brains of human beings
An Irish man finds a genie bottle and the genie tells him he's got 3 wishes. For his first wish, the Irishman asks for a bottomless glass of Guinness. Genie says no problem and poofs a perfect glass of stout. Irishman takes a long satisfying drink and places it back down. it's still magically full.
Irishman's sitting there satisfied with his drink, and the genie asks what his next wishes will be. Man says, "just two more of these, thanks"
that's what she said
