just found out simping is illegal in america. i need to stop sending these women money

imagine a world where Snowkitty and Alice_NZ are both online at the same time. we are all so lucky to be alive

that's what i used to tell my commanding officers in iraq before they were killed by their own poor strategic decisions (i lived)

i like the idea, but i'd rather do it in my own boat because they probably wouldn't let me smoke and do drugs on a commercial cruise ship

lol did they invent cancer too