ScreaminAsian
ScreaminAsian
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Biography: In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said, "you're going to iraq and afghanistan to fight for american freedoms" Location: DO NOT CONGRATULATE Interests: who needs hobbies when you have heroin? Occupation: building and maintaining the intricate web of lies that is my life Games and Stakes:I forgot australia doesn't have Halloween. Luke, in america every October our hottest chicks all dress up as loose sluts to celebrate satan while also giving away obnoxious amounts of candy to any child who asks
There's a saying in america, you've probably never heard it. It goes "if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen". And it means you should make a ton of demands on everyone you meet so that everywhere you go is a special zone of your specific interest because you're that ****ing special and you should NOT get over yourself
it was a bad idea. everybody was telling me in the private messages, "sir! sir! you gotta bring back the photos of the girls with the fat asses, luke is wrong he doesn't know what he's talking about" and i said "hey let's give him a chance, let's give his idea a chance at least, c'mon we love luke" and, well
well, i think we tried it and the result was unanimous, to bring the girlie pictures back. luke was wrong from the start and he knew it and he admitted it, so
imagining luke being like, "hey baby so what do you think? should we check omg together? maybe dazzle posted something odd today OH NO A GIRL NO NO NO NO STOP NO THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING"
