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ScreaminAsian

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Biography: In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said, "you're going to iraq and afghanistan to fight for american freedoms" Location: DO NOT CONGRATULATE Interests: who needs hobbies when you have heroin? Occupation: building and maintaining the intricate web of lies that is my life Games and Stakes:








What's a good website? I found 2 and they both had a shady ad that took over my whole screen and told me I had a computer virus


the instagram algorithm is so good. after i expressed displeasure at the concept of boating, they started feeding me videos of bad things that happen on boats, confirming my bias. it's so good at confirming our biases, guys


by jmitchell42 k

my sister and brother in law just got to realize their dream of doing that too. sold everything and got to the boat they bought on the east coast. they are loving it, but i would think it would get old really quickly. i couldn't do it for sure.

they're burning all their money.


i was looking for boats online and a really nice new boat is mid 6 figs. a used one, like 5-10 years old still really modern and nice, a quarter mil. there's a neat one i saw from the 70s which still looks great, it looks totally dope it was listed for $30k. this is anti-real estate. this number goes down so hard and so fast this cannot be an investment on any level, this is outright lunacy why would anyone buy a boat???


i think i would really enjoy sailing for the first 3 days, then a little less for the next 5 days, then i'd just be okay with it, then i'd develop kidney stones and i'm alone in the middle of the ocean 2 weeks from the nearest hospital and i have no choice, i have just to pass these through my urethra and chew on a piece of wood or something and hope the boat doesn't run into an iceberg while i'm distracted by mindshattering pain


by rickroll k

but then you're supporting elon, who is the world's biggest camgirl

when ryan reynolds launches his own satellites into orbit and sells his dish for $10/month i'll switch to his






by LuckyLuke01 k

but you cant get internet at sea how will you watch cam girls?

you absolutely can get internet at sea using starlink or whatever it's called, it's a satellite hookup you aim at the sky. i would not have wanted to live at sea before this modern age with wifi everywhere and camgirls galore





The right boat for me will cost as much as a house, but if I get the right boat I won't need a house. My home will be the sea






OraYoung ? more like OraPerfectAgePleaseMarryMe


SA, what was it like before you were rich when you were living in a shitty house with multiple roommates?



went shopping for sailing yachts today MY LORD yachts are expensive






sweetmoon1 is the only TRUE 10/10


@gabimfmoura is the only TRUE 10/10