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Wasn't Diesel almost an NFL coach?

Not really, he never posts here. Alter-ego posts don't count.

I thought I saw some reference to him being a millionaire.

Millionaires don't loss money?

You don't know many WSOP champs.

ELD is qualifed as an attorney but decided the legal system is a scam. ELD is qualified as an NFL coach but no team was smart enought to recruit him yet. Thus, ELD became a professional poker player and high tier Nomad.

I don't remember his logic behind this one. Why exactly does he think he is qualified to coach in the NFL? Or even high school?

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Cause as an offensive coordinator, he would forsake FGs and always go for it on fourth down, even fourth and 10.

"down 14-0, knowing it would take 40 points to win..."
LOL

does he realize that Trent Dilfer is a Super Bowl Champion quarterback?

Nomads don't even go Dutch. They find ways to get other people to pay. Perhaps Rice would arrange for Herbs and Rye to be there to pick up the bill. Failing that it would be a date at the nearest Laurel Lounge.

If I'm ever within earshot of Rice in a poker room I think I'll loudly announce that I feel a bit peckish just to see how long it takes for him to offer getting some food as long as he gets to eat too of course!

Why hasn’t there been non stop chatter about Diesel saying he leaves his beard/body hair shavings in hotel bathrooms and cleaning staff should thank him because that’s the optimal place to leave it? Herbs and Rye calls him out and Diesel says he is insane. Diesel is just so mentally ill at this point, it’s like watching a middle aged version of Catcher in the Rye, everyone’s miserable but me! They are all miserable phonies that watch my videos!

There were a couple of us who commented on it at the time. Specifically the fact that he argues that had he cleaned it himself it would be a disservice because then there would be remnants that are never identified for the rest of eternity. He would have made such an astute officer of the court.

However there's just too much to comment on, so it was quickly passed over. When it comes to our favourite Vegas Nomad we truly are spoilt for choice with new and amusing morsels dished up to us daily.

Where his idol Timmy is a pure narcissist, Rice seems mentally ill. One of the most unaccomplished humans in the US thinks he has it all figured out.

Where else would he put his armpit, back and pube shavings than the hotel room floor. Where the maid can appreciate and respect the shavings of a true man. He needs help!

He can be found on the upper floors of parking garages of east coast casinos. Talking to you parents and mental health professionals.

ELD once said he had to stop weightlifting to be a professional poker player. ELD indicated that the ideal bodybuilding diet is skinless chicken breasts and vegetables but ELD choose to go down the path of rice to save money. Thus, ELD could train the NFL players in weightlifting to make them a stronger team and this combined with ELD's superior reasoning abilities and logical strategic knowledge makes ELD the best candidate for an up and coming NFL team in need of a frugal head coach and will increase profits of the team by reducing expenses.

Think Blue reports earning $67 from Uber yesterday and then going to the Chargers game. Then he returns to the porch with Jack in the Box and to smoke. He also buys new hats.

In the next episode he states he works at night at Lucky Lady and he missed two fans who tried to meet him earlier and gives a shout out to his two fans. Further that he made most of his money back via tips from a player he lost to when he was a player and that he is earning at least $24 per down.

OK people, who can tell me what is wrong (it figures thou) with this thumbnail ?

https://youtu.be/dfO-Gs7KeNc?si=Ix_lqBGc...

Edit: The whole thumbnail is not showing up.
You might have to go to youtube to see the whole thumbnail.

Edit: If you press the full screen button on the bottom right of the thumbnail, the full thumbnail shows up, and you can tell us what's wrong, but not surprising.

I'm not going to YouTube to reward him with clicks and encourage his continuing incompetence

but I'll take your word for it

The date is wrong and he didn't play at that room this trip

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It's much worse than that.

He's showing results for a poker session in 2017, for a room he hasn't played since that 2017 session.

The son of a bitch El D/Rice won't show results for recent poker sessions, but he has no problem showing results from 2017.

ElD/Rice has gotta be trolling us, or he's got problems.

In Rice World that means he is showing 7 years of results. No other vlogger shows more results.

He's got problems: "No action", all wagers canceled on this particular line.

TBP loses 3.4 hats worth of buy ins
rice is in repeat laziness mode. what the heck is he doing at his parents house. is he a secret gamer? who knows

i'm lucky to be at a point of my life where the idea of risking my paid-off automobile for a couple hours driving at $67 is an insta pass

He does indeed have problems.

He loves to claim that his results videos are unpopular. He claims the same for hand history videos.

But the thing is he doesn't do them like a normal person. One or two relevant hand histories thrown in would be very popular. However he doesn't do it like that. He will never do any at all and then will randomly do a whole video of hand histories but they will all be for random sessions he played several months ago. Then complains that hand histories aren't popular!

Same for his results. He refuses to just give daily results like a normal person. He likes to present them in his own special way with tables and graphs etc, but only for blocks of hours which he feels are favourable to him. It's hilarious the gymnastics he performs in order to try and obfuscate things, but anyone can see right through it. The only one who he is fooling is himself.

In today's video, ELD gives a parking lot monologue on the five best poker rooms in no particular order of 2024. However, the security guard has singled ELD out for extra patrols apparently never having seen a nomad give parking lot monologues before and to ensure ELD does not setup camp in the parking lot that night. The car constantly circles ELD while flashing its yellow lights.

that summary is good enough that I almost want to watch it.

Who are the people that view these videos and say to themselves “wow thats great info”?

It’s obscure, irrelevant and dated.