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Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho

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03 November 2016 at 01:53 AM
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by Pete_Peters

Who amongst us is savage enough to want to use a shower in a shared bathroom in a house of strangers? Who's cleaning that f*cken thing? Diesel no doubt has access, but choses to use more suitable facilities.

An exercise facility has even more people using the showers.


I don't know how he did it but it's obvious Rice managed to find a flop house without a shower.

When he was still bouncing around hotels during wsop (after his original flop house didn't work out because of "a piece of garbage" )he wasn't taking daily showers at the employee gym.


An exercise facility has even more people using the showers.

And presumably a staff that might clean it occasionally.


by Petrucci

If these two clowns are indeed busto it is absolutely hilarious. Especially how high on the horse Trooper has been riding with this slots adventure. Boasting non stop about +EV gambling.

+1

There is no bigger blowhard than Trooper. Can't wait to see what his next failed adventure will be!


by pig4bill

Diesel ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but even he wouldn't pay 500 bucks to rent a place without use of a bathroom!

Would he?

Well,considering what we know about him he is capable i would say.

Just think about stuff like its 2025 and he still does not have a smartphone and everything that comes what that. He needs to go to a place with an old school printer to print out his ticket/boarding pass the old fashion way when he is gonna fly. Like can you imagine how difficult he manages to make his life?


I'd imagine El D has to drive to a casino everyday regardless if he is playing or working, just so he can drop a deuce. There is a 0% chance he actually buys TP for his own personal use.


ELD so giddy about all the free food he gets in the EDR. Carrying on about how amazing it is that there was actually sausage and peppers lol. Who knows maybe tomorrow will be stroganoff or beef wellington?

This is a clown who goes to work an hour early every day just so that he can have a leisurely sit down lunch in the employee cafeteria like it's a 5 star fine dining restaurant. Guaranteed he spends more time there than all the other employees combined. EDR may as well stand for the ELD Dining Room.


by angle_shooter

ELD so giddy about all the free food he gets in the EDR. Carrying on about how amazing it is that there was actually sausage and peppers lol. Who knows maybe tomorrow will be stroganoff or beef wellington? This is a clown who goes to work an hour early every day just so that he can have a leisurely sit down lunch in the employee cafeteria like it's a 5 star fine dining restaura

I find it extremely fascinating how happy a man at his age can possibly be just to get a free meal at his workplace. This seems to give him a huge kick,likely its the feeling of beating the system that kicks in,wich he seems to adore above anything else. He simply cant stop himself from giggling and showing off that smug grin when talking about this stuff.

Like you say he plans his whole existence around the feasts in the EDR. Thats why he shows up at least 1 hour before he clocks in at work,because he needs enough time to treat this as a free buffeet where he is shovelling down towers of food until he is 10/10 stuffed. The amounts of food he shovels down in the EDR also has the effect that he can skip other meals so he saves some money,wich again triggers his obsession with beating the system.


by Old Man Coffee

I'd imagine El D has to drive to a casino everyday regardless if he is playing or working, just so he can drop a deuce. There is a 0% chance he actually buys TP for his own personal use.

LOL, wonder if Diesel pocket carries TP home from the casino dumpers?


by pig4bill

LOL, wonder if Diesel pocket carries TP home from the casino dumpers?

Wouldn't surprise me if he takes food from the EDR home too. Especially when it's one of his favourites like sausage and peppers, or cheeseburgers.


How can a content creator not have a smartphone to at a minimum use to increase engagement like what


Today vlogger Not Leaving Las Vegas reports on Charlie Kirk and states Not Leaving Las Vegas will only give stock advice and not political debate because he does not want to get shot. It should be noted that Charlie Kirk urged Nomads be sent to asylums and alleged all Nomads are taking drugs which obviously is untrue since he failed to check all 360,000,000 people in the USA if they are simultaneously both on drugs and Nomadic.


by Pete_Peters

Who amongst us is savage enough to want to use a shower in a shared bathroom in a house of strangers? Who's cleaning that f*cken thing? Diesel no doubt has access, but choses to use more suitable facilities.

In the places I have lived cleaning people come in once a week.

And I guess I am savage enough since I do this.

And Rice has been doing this for years since he frequents Airbnbs


by bobw525

In the places I have lived cleaning people come in once a week.

And I guess I am savage enough since I do this.

And Rice has been doing this for years since he frequents Airbnbs

Not only frequent Airbnbs,but renting what is the most discusting low quality dungeons that is available out there.

Also we might be in for another cooking lesson in todays video,as Rice mentioned "i might be cooking something at home before work". Always a treat to see what kind of dogfood dishes he manages to come up with.


by Petrucci

Not only frequent Airbnbs,but renting what is the most discusting low quality dungeons that is available out there.

Also we might be in for another cooking lesson in todays video,as Rice mentioned "i might be cooking something at home before work". Always a treat to see what kind of dogfood dishes he manages to come up with.

Yes and it will be interesting to see if he cooks in the kitchen or if he makes something with his rice cooker in his little bunker of a room


Today ELD wakes up and is tired. ELD makes oats and adds honey and reports he will be on a Nomadic trip this weekend.

ELD laments that the high costs of the Nomadic trips will cause a reduction in same and all future Nomadic trips will be less than 300 miles and drivable to lower costs.

ELD travels to Walmart and then to Harrah's parking garage and then to the weight room.

ELD completes his shift and then issues a shout out to Sasha from Germany.

ELD will be packed and ready tomorrow after work will go directly to the airport and bypass his permanent address.

ELD states the Nomadic trip will be produced in non-linear timeline Quentin Tarantino style and will feature Nomadic Pulp Fiction type scenes and monologues.


Seriously. He is gonna try to emulate Pulp Fiction?

And the Tyler Glasnow rant was great since he pitched 7 solid innings that night and got the W.


We can imagine Herbs and Rye and ELD wearing black suits driving around Los Angeles eating at buffets and ELD amassing ketchup packets and putting same in his briefcase.

Suddenly a mishap occurs, and the baking soda and vinegar ELD has in his Nomadic briefcase mix and the ketchup packets explode in the car.

Then ELD and Herbs and Rye travel to a house wherein they are hosed down, put their black suits in plastic bags, and change into their usual Nomadic outfits.

Herbs and Rye will remark, "You know what they call sausages and peppers in Paris? Sausage Royale!"

ELD will then say, "But do they eat Sausage Royale with spoons?"

Finally after eating extra bowls of rice, Herbs and Rye's glucose level gets dangerously high and passes out and ELD takes a huge syringe and injects him with insulin.


Underwhelming vlog today from whack pack extraordinaire Rice.

At least we can look forward to tomorrows video,where he is gonna cook a new dish. He bought a whole yellow onion so we are guaranteed in for a treat!


by Petrucci

Underwhelming vlog today from whack pack extraordinaire Rice.

At least we can look forward to tomorrows video, where he is gonna cook a new dish. He bought a whole yellow onion so we are guaranteed in for a treat!

As opposed to the rest which aren't underwhelming?


by bobw525

As opposed to the rest which aren't underwhelming

I dunno man,our hero on the other hand feels like he should be a nominee for GPI vlogger of the year award. Maybe we are expecting too much.


Interesting to note in today's video ELD says he didn't have time to workout yet he still had to go to the employee weight room before his shift. This all but confirms to me that he is doing all his showering there. We can speculate on the reasons till the cows come home but my money is on him not having access to a usable shower in his new living arrangements.


by angle_shooter

Interesting to note in today's video ELD says he didn't have time to workout yet he still had to go to the employee weight room before his shift. This all but confirms to me that he is doing all his showering there. We can speculate on the reasons till the cows come home but my money is on him not having access to a usable shower in his new living arrangements.

Count me in on that take. I would say its close to zero chance Rice would not be showering at home so he could co directly to work at PH if he had access to shower at home.

Borg is also spot on when he pointed out earlier that this auto visiting the weightroom everyday routine is something new that we havent seen before,it started when he moved into his bunker tiny bedroom.

Its very unconvinient and also timeconsuming for him having to visit the weightroom to shower everytime he is going somewhere.


How many times has a supervisor told him he must shower before his shift?


by Petrucci

Count me in on that take. I would say its close to zero chance Rice would not be showering at home so he could co directly to work at PH if he had access to shower at home.Borg is also spot on when he pointed out earlier that this auto visiting the weightroom everyday routine is something new that we havent seen before,it started when he moved into his bunker tiny bedroom.Its v

I think y'all need to get more interesting lives.

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