Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs
Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho
Today ELD reports from the Cosmo parking garage that El Super failed to deliver a coupon flyer on Wednesday which ELD needed to get low cost fruits.
ELD also holds up three fingers in the ELD trademarked manner.
After the shift ELD goes to the weight room and gives a monologue in the Harrah's parking garage.
Despite being an expert driver, ELD reports it was very hard to drive from Cosmo to Harrah's parking garage due to F1 problems.
Rice really is a gymrat,he decided to go to the employee weightroom at like 4 AM after his shift ended. Wow,that is really some heart and commitment to working out. After a busy evening/night shift in the middle of the night?That doesent stop the whack pack president from becoming jacked and ripped!
Another thing,he seems to be in real need of content-as of late he has just been going bottom of the barrell just rambling on at his breaks dealing at Orleans or now PH. Why dont you make like a cooking series Rice from the modern kitchen you cooked those pork chops a while back that you claimed was a kitchen you have at "the adress"?
We havent seen any cooking videos in months since Rice moved into "the permanent adress",so that should really be a no brainer videoseries to make at this point. IF that kitchen excist of course.
Of course we haven't seen that kitchen ever again, like we all predicted at the time. It was another blatant lie by the el presidente of the whack pack. He thought he could pretend that the Airbnb kitchen was at the permanent address. Too bad he isn't half as smart as he thinks he is!
Rice seems to have a lot of regulars who know about his videos, including some of the mixed-game tourney players. He should take care not to call out players as "obnoxious" or otherwise accuse them of bad behavior. He has no way of knowing if the player he complained about was on purpose not putting her bets out far enough for his taste, after his ham handed misdeal on the fir
literally does not matter what happened. either dealer gave out too many cards or dealer failed to collect all cards after the hand. shut up and either redeal or move on to the next hand.
I am wondering if the new vlogger at the block Jeremy Ausmus has any ambition of applying for a whack pack membership. We know that the president is running a very tight ship over there,so getting into the good company isnt exactly done easily. Even being just his first vlog out there i noticed couple of pointers right off the bat.
From his first vlog i could instantly spot some good looking white leather seats in his car while driving to the strip,indicating that a serious downgrade is in order.That kind of a ride is way to flashy if he wants to be approved by president Rice.
Also despite playing 10K events in the Pokergo studio against guys like Soverel,Seidel,Arieh,Moreno and such you cant be afraid to whip out the sardineslurry at lunchtime.Just open the can at the table,soak it really good with mayo condiments without apologizing for the smell. According to the whack pack president in charge that is a solid lunch so need to be embarrassed.
Rice's current thumbnail proves that he's clearly trolling this Board and giving everyone what they crave.
Of course we haven't seen that kitchen ever again, like we all predicted at the time. It was another blatant lie by the el presidente of the whack pack. He thought he could pretend that the Airbnb kitchen was at the permanent address. Too bad he isn't half as smart as he thinks he is!
Exactly,flat out lying on camera.In fact,we can draw the conclusion that Rice have been lying multiple times in regards to the rooms at his so called "permanent adress".
Remember the first video from the adress where he pointed at the door saying something like this "behind this door is the livingroom,might show you that later some time".He moved in like August,and now we are done with more than half of November and we havent seen **** of this socalled livingroom.Clearly a lie at this point.
He also lied about the kitchen as discussed,thats lie nr 2.
And finally he is lying by omission everytime he says he is going to the weightroom.He doesent say WHY he is going there everyday,so to the casual non observent vlog watcher it seems like he is working out all the freaking time.Except the true reason is he goes there to shower.So he has actually been serving us 3 different lies when it comes to his living situation.
My advice to Jeremy is to immediately park in the parking garage and walk over to Target and get some milk because Target has the cheapest milk on the strip and add this to his vlog.
Today ELD produces a youtube short video explaining to park at Sahara or MGM and take the monorail due to the F1 road closures.
I think ELD should avoid the permanent address on Saturday and instead after his shift get a quart of milk and an order of fries and Nomadically cover F1 with no room 2025 edition until Sunday 10 am at which point he should check into Harrah's.
Homelessbieber is now picking up the slack and providing Nomadic coverage of F1 With No Room 2025 this weekend.
He is currently showing practice lap footage.
I think ELD should avoid the permanent address on Saturday and instead after his shift get a quart of milk and an order of fries and Nomadically cover F1 with no room 2025 edition until Sunday 10 am at which point he should check into Harrah's.
I bet he would have a hard time finding a spot to see any part of the track. The casinos have covered every window (other than the rooms) to make sure nobody gets a free peek. And if you're in a room that faces the track, you paid dearly for it.
Besides, he gets pissed if a bird chirps during his blather. F1 cars are LOUD.
In 2023 ELD located a spot on the top floor of Ballys some call Horseshoe by the vending machine window.
I bet he would have a hard time finding a spot to see any part of the track. The casinos have covered every window (other than the rooms) to make sure nobody gets a free peek. And if you're in a room that faces the track, you paid dearly for it.
Besides, he gets pissed if a bird chirps during his blather. F1 cars are LOUD.
Today ELD produces a youtube short video explaining to park at Sahara or MGM and take the monorail due to the F1 road closures.
Rice really shines when he gets the chance to talk about his beloved monorail. He probably holds the current record on the highest amount of monorail trips or highest amount of minutes spent on it.
At the F1 weekend he can easily stay for free at the strip due to pro nomad skills,he doesent even need the adress. Sleep for free in his car,wich is easy to do with the strategy he personally have developed. Just make sure to be really exhausted so you fall asleep no matter how uncomfortable it is. Shower is free at weightroom+eat all your meals for free at EDR.
Some of you may not know who mrwong/bighitter is, but after 3 years away from 2+2 he is back with his unique story telling that is legendary.
If you need to decode his writings Grok or Chatgpt can help. lol
He is on a tear today.
Just rewatching some of the Peak Rice F1 With No Room 2023 Edition.
ELD starts off settling in to the Harrah's parking garage and gives instructions on how to sleep in a vehicle without casino security objecting.
ELD teaches to sit upright and possibly even in the daytime put sunglasses on in the drivers seat and a bike security guard will roll past whereas if one is tucked in the back seat or reclined in the passenger seat with a pillow, this will arouse suspicions.
ELD goes to the Platinum lounge several times over the weekend to obtain lamb, tenderloin, chocolate cake, etc.
ELD proudly shows his catch of four Red Gatorades each day to keep himself hydrated.
ELD sporadically mentions Tahoe trip with Herbs and Rye.
ELD obtains his MGM hours to get Gold tier in 2024 since 2023 was the last year MGM offered Nomadic Platinum tier.
Best part starts out with ELD hauling his Nomadic Pack while he wears his UPS jacket. This is prior to his clean cut makeover for employment purposes.
ELD goes to the Platinum lounge several times over the weekend to obtain lamb, tenderloin, chocolate cake, etc.
ELD proudly shows his catch of four Red Gatorades each day to keep himself hydrated.
This was Rice in his element. He went hog wild in that Platinum Lounge during F1. He was so excited and proud of himself that he had to let everyone else know by taking meats from the lounge and offering it to dealers and players in the poker room. It's like he thought that he was the only one who had access to food or something and it was his responsibility to share the bounty.
And of course his beloved voucher drinks, how he cherished and savoured the fact that he got them all free while everyone else had to pay. He was known to go into stores and take photos of the drinks and the prices and then post it online asking if people actually paid money for these drinks lol.
The day the voucher drinks got taken away was the beginning of the end for Rice. In a way it was a blessing in disguise because he quit playing poker where he was earning $5 per hour and started dealing where he earns $40 per hour risk free, and with seemingly unlimited access to the EDR being the ultimate Nomadic perk.
I doubt he has any idea that it was his fault the free drinks were taken away because of his idiocy.
Rickroll bringing the mother****ing receipts. 😃
You have been trolled dude. You weren't the only one, so let's all just try to up our internet game a notch. Maybe we're all slowly being brain-drained ITT via orbiting around the "whack-pack"...
It's speculation either way. It was a story of clown behavior by clown Trooper. We used it to make fun of Trooper. Making fun does not require facts. Do I need to break out the crayons so that you can understand better?
It appears we will not see any Nomadic Reprise of the F1 With No Room since ELD states at the end of the video today he plans on staying at the Permanent Address ideally for two or three days this weekend.
