Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs
Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho
LMAO the worlds best driver in citytraffic is on edge due to the F1 chaos at the strip. His fuse is so short now you can easily tell.He parked at the Miracle Miles parkinghouse for the first time-and almost instantly goes on tilt because an old driver annoyed the president when he was crossing over the car lane while walking in the garage.He goes like "OMG dude i am not even co
Rice now gets out of puff just casually walking down the strip, no incline whatsoever. I think it's safe to say his canyon sprinting days are over!
Rice is so proud of himself for being the only one at the table who appreciated the fact that Carol was bluffing Kessler by pretending to be interested in hearing about the game on his phone. The smug smile that comes over his face is hilarious. How could anyone else besides him be so clever to appreciate the humour in these little things. It's not that he's smarter that everyone else, it's just that he's the only one who cares. God forbid he just concentrate on his job of dealing the cards and butting out of everything else. Such a pompous ass, he's getting paid to deal the game, and yet somehow he still finds a way to make it all about him.
Rice's white knights are always on duty
Rice now gets out of puff just casually walking down the strip, no incline whatsoever. I think it's safe to say his canyon sprinting days are over!Rice is so proud of himself for being the only one at the table who appreciated the fact that Carol was bluffing Kessler by pretending to be interested in hearing about the game on his phone. The smug smile that comes over his face i
The irony of him being amused by Kessler not taking social cues when he's yammering on about nonsense that people aren't interested is pretty good. Yammering on about nonsense nobody cares about at the poker table is a Rice speciality.
Lmao I can already see Fat Zach / Rice / Diesel with a smug grin automatically dismissing the entire comment because of improper grammar usage of “Your” instead of “You’re” or “You are”. Nevermind the spot-on accuracy of this comment because the grammar police is on the way for a new edition of “mean, miserable hater comments”. Total absolute clown world with more terrible daily videos.
I would be all in on the over of ElD only being 250 lol, id set the line more like 279.5 and possibly still bet the over
And i'd guess that H/R is way closer to within around 100 pounds of ELDs mass.
The real question is how did ELD actually manage to sneak into his wet dream fantasyland? Clearly he must've scaled some sorta massive barrier (a regular sized 4 foot wall) or used his PH employee card to sneak in the back somehow because he would never pay 80 bucks as its sadly like 3 months food for this mutant.
The irony of him being amused by Kessler not taking social cues when he's yammering on about nonsense that people aren't interested is pretty good. Yammering on about nonsense nobody cares about at the poker table is a Rice speciality.
I've been lucky so far, he hasn't said much of anything during the times I've been at his table. Of course I'm not dumb enough to mention anything about baseball or obsolete mediocre sitcoms.
Well said. Also if she wants it attractive girls like her would always be able getting staked. There is so many guys in the poker community that is ready to throw buyins after pretty girls in hope of getting some action in return.
Abby isn't even that attractive either. But in the poker world she is.
The bar is low. She is the epitome of average. She was a college soccer player and looks like it.
The irony of him being amused by Kessler not taking social cues when he's yammering on about nonsense that people aren't interested is pretty good. Yammering on about nonsense nobody cares about at the poker table is a Rice speciality.
I've been lucky so far, he hasn't said much of anything during the times I've been at his table. Of course I'm not dumb enough to mention anythin
You should criticize King of Queens and talk about all of its faults.
The bar is low. She is the epitome of average. She was a college soccer player and looks like it.
I just watched one of her shorts where she isn't using the fake boob filter. I'm not sure why anyone would think she has a good rack, she looks like a B cup and that's being very generous. Agree with the person who said if she lost some weight she would be totally flat. Nicest thing I can say is she looks like a younger but less attractive version of Julia Stiles.
I still laugh at how Rice just instantly assumes everyone he comes into contact with is a viewer of his channel. I would bet his entire yearly salary that 90% of the people he says are viewers, it's just his arrogant assumption, and in reality they haven't watched a single video of his.
I would be all in on the over of ElD only being 250 lol, id set the line more like 279.5 and possibly still bet the over
And i'd guess that H/R is way closer to within around 100 pounds of ELDs mass.
What might help ELD be about 250 is that he seems to be about 5'7". And if he didnt have a tall head, he'd be more like 5'5". 250 lbs on a 5'5" person is a lot, and could match ELD's body. But yeah, he could be heavier too hehe.
The real question is how did ELD actually manage to sneak into his wet dream fantasyland? Clearly he must've scaled some sorta massive barrier (a regular sized 4 foot wall) or used his PH employee card to sneak in the back somehow because he would never pay 80 bucks as its sadly like 3 months food for this mutant.
I think he used Caesars comps for it. In his comments section, I believe he answered someone that no, he would never pay $80 for it.
I still laugh at how Rice just instantly assumes everyone he comes into contact with is a viewer of his channel. I would bet his entire yearly salary that 90% of the people he says are viewers, it's just his arrogant assumption, and in reality they haven't watched a single video of his.
You're just a miserable hater, dude.
EVERYONE who just glances at him, from the time he steps out of his car in a Strip garage til he sits down to deal, is a viewer of the vlog! Shout out to them!
The bar is low. She is the epitome of average. She was a college soccer player and looks like it.
U guys are pretty picky. After seeing her in her slutty clothes pic, I give her a solid 7. If she had a C-cup rack, I'd give her an 8.
I wonder what poster TheFranz, who's infatuated with Lady Trooper(who I'd rate a 5), would rate Abby.
U guys are pretty picky. After seeing her in her slutty clothes pic, I give her a solid 7. If she had a C-cup rack, I'd give her an 8.
I wonder what poster TheFranz, who's infatuated with Lady Trooper(who I'd rate a 5), would rate Abby.
By twoplustwo standards, rumor has it that she has pointy elbows and is a 1.
By old man degenerate poker room standards, she is a smoking hot 11.
In real life, she falls somewhere in between depending on each person's unique preferences.
I still laugh at how Rice just instantly assumes everyone he comes into contact with is a viewer of his channel. I would bet his entire yearly salary that 90% of the people he says are viewers, it's just his arrogant assumption, and in reality they haven't watched a single video of his.
It really is a pure comedy how big his ego is inflated beyond all limits.Absolutely off the charts.LOL at auto thinking everyone he meets on his way watches his dumpster fire of a trashy channel.
I guess it put some context into how he is capable of seriously going off on camera explaining why he is a better citytraffic driver than world class pro racecar drivers.His ego is gonna literally explode if it gets even the smallest nuances bigger.
Or when he goes off with the mental gymnastics trying to explain why he is a top 1% liveplayer.
Today is an important day on ELD's video.
First it is cheeseburger day and hot dogs day.
ELD reports two cheeseburgers and one hot dog with cheese prior to his shift and two cheeseburgers after the shift.
ELD states he "Went to Town" on the cheeseburgers and is visibly grinning as he walks the strip after filling up on free cheeseburgers.
Also ELD states he missed two weeks in a row of the El Super coupon book.
The reason why ELD got the Permanent Address was to get supermarket coupon mailers.
ELD then walks from PH to MGM and reports he achieved 150 hours and 37 minutes for Nomadic Gold tier.
ELD walks around the MGM Grand parking garage.
In his recent video Rice announces its a sad day because its the second week in a row he didnt get the supermarket flyers in his mailbox lol.The whack pack president in charge tells us getting to recieve the flyers was one of the main perks when he decided to move into "the permanent adress".Of course a small hurdle like that doesent stop him from saving a dollar or a few cents,so according to Rice he is solving this big issue with just showing up personally at the grocery store.Yeah,superb stuff-that will teach them not to taunt you with scamming you of the flyers.
He instantly gets in a better mood though when he walks the strip and talks about the cheeseburger+hot dog day at his beloved EDR.If you was in any kind of doubt-Fat Zach makes sure to announce that as smart as he is of course is 1 hour early because he plans on "really going to town" on the burgers.It cracks me up that he also makes sure to inform us that he went back at the EDR after finishing his shift to shovel down yet 2 more burgers.If just everyone was just as smart!
ELD is the guy that if the boss brought two dozens donuts to work for the office to share, he would steal 18 of them.
he's a fat selfish pig
ELD is the guy that if the boss brought two dozens donuts to work for the office to share, he would steal 18 of them.
he's a fat selfish pig
It's a good thing Rice wasn't there that day they brought pizzas to PH poker room. Half of the dealer's wouldn't have got a single slice because Rice would have to see how many slices he could scoff down as if it's a personal challenge.
You can just use the ask button for the important questions. lol
I never realized that the big draw of having a "permanent address" is the grocery flyers in the mail.
You can just use the ask button for the important questions. lol I never realized that the big draw of having a "permanent address" is the grocery flyers in the mail.
Nice tool! But just dont forget that he isnt always telling his total amount of food destroyed in the video. In earlier videos for example when he captured a picture of his plate with 2 burgers and 2 hot dogs,he made it clear that he didnt "only" eat the food on the picture. He told us that he had several more plates.
So dont get fooled into thinking Rice was satisfied with a small amount like 2 burgers+1 hot dog on his 1 hour preshift EDR destruction.
The irony of him being amused by Kessler not taking social cues when he's yammering on about nonsense that people aren't interested is pretty good. Yammering on about nonsense nobody cares about at the poker table is a Rice speciality.
This is absolutely peak rice. Him thinking he's so clever for noticing that someone was pretending to be interested in what Kessler was saying and Kessler being an idiot for not being aware.
Yet at the same time there is video footage of Rice at Trooper Thursdays hijacking the table with his Trooper Trivia nonsense. In this scenario everyone else doesn't even pretend to be interested. The body language and facial expressions could make it more obvious they want him to shut up, turn off the camera and leave them alone. Yet the oblivious Rice yammers on endlessly and forces participation. Not only this he then posts the excruciating footage himself which presumably he has watched back.
He really is special
Rice turned into J. Wellington Wimpy (from the old Popeye cartoon) in today’s video at the EDR and took down about a whole cow’s worth of hamburgers. Rice will gladly pay you a bulb of garlic on Tuesday for 4 burgers today!
Save some for the rest of us, guy….
Rice turned into J. Wellington Wimpy (from the old Popeye cartoon) in today’s video at the EDR and took down about a whole cow’s worth of hamburgers. Rice will gladly pay you a bulb of garlic on Tuesday for 4 burgers today!
Save some for the rest of us, guy….
Well he did get in an hour before his shift just so that he could go to town in the EDR. Who else but Rice does such stupidity?
It looks like he puts 4 or 5 slices of cheese on each burger. Then there is the cheese on his hot dogs. He really loves his processed cheese and sausage meats. Oh and we finally get confirmation that he is indeed trying to be Doug from King of Queens. It explains the mayo on Hot Dogs as well as why he still wears that old UPS shirt LMAO
