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I think a month is long enough...
Did you hear the one about the farmer's daughter?
Guy comes home with a bouquet of flowers for his wife. I guess I'll have to spread my legs now, she says. Why? he asks. Don't you have a vase?
pray you never have to watch this movie... it scarred me for life.
I made the mistake of looking this up. Found it online but I'll spare everyone from the link. Trust me, it's super ****ed up. Here's the IMDB:
After the farmer's insatiable daughters gang-rape their farmhand Fred, three escaped convicts arrive and have their way with members of the family. Fred surprises the convicts, then determinedly replaces them in victimizing the predatory family.
And... here is the biggest kicker.
One of the escapees is... Spalding Grey.
SG is an artist of some fairly significant notoriety... I've seen him perform his writings twice live and his Film Swimming to Cambodia is elite in my opinion.
Yawn
It's like I'm sick of Cocaine. But I gotta feel it running through my veins.
That's not where the foot goes!
"Come to our party," he told me. "It'll be nothing but a tangle of bodies. Sounds great, right?"
I'm going to Italy to build a tower out of people...
Why does everyone in the building wait until Sunday night to do their laundry?
Some people will do anything to become a member of Alpha Beta.
bump
Now that's a bitch slap.
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
Wiping that grin off your face... since 2015.
Tell me one more "your mama" joke!
The customer service rep had enough of Karen.
