Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.
Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.
1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how s
I am a grown man. There are 3 acceptable options.
- traditional
- fist bump
- upward facing clasp with a bro hug
anything else becomes something that you will be judged for
how about the days of traditional that transitioned into a slow slide apart followed by a soft finger snap at the end
or the dc fist
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or the dazed sniff
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Let's just all agree on a subtle head nod and call it a day.
There are simply a lot of people I don't want to touch these days for any number of reasons.
The arse slap...
LOL!
You guys are the greatest!
:head nod:
I call this one "pass the buck"
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The ol' fingertip clasp.
Which party does it embarrass more?
Adding the 3rd hand, like the left hand over the shaking hands. I hate it. I immediately pull away, total cringe. Former Archbishop of Phoenix did that to me in HS, and I almost swung at him.
The Palm Tickle...
People who walk pigeon-toed or duck footed.
It’s obviously not their fault, but they look so ****ing stupid.
I actually purposefully walk pigeon toe just to piss people off.
People that sidle... now that really burns my biscuits.
curious if sidling is most commonly identified by the sidler or someone else
Me and Gene are bringing it back!
So that's what I've been doing wrong all these years.
"Sidle up to the bar" means to walk towards the bar in a quiet or cautious way, as if you don't want to be noticed. For example, "Cowboy sidled up to the girl sitting at the bar and asked if he could buy her a drink".
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How much sidling could Seidel sidle if Seidel tried to sidle?
People who fake cough when they smell cigarette smoke.
either sit idle on your ass in pain or sidle up to acetylsalicylic acid
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uber drivers that have no music on. I don't care if it is christian rock or even fox news radio, you are an insane person driving for a living not having coming out of the speakers.
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Everything except morning talk show banter. You're not an entertainer, you're banter about how you shower is not content.
My driver's seat squeaks, and I only notice it when the radio isn't on, so I never notice it.



