Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.
Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.
1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how she is now pregnant. (She's 19 btw) obviously every random girl she is friends with on facebook felt the need to congratulate her on such an amazing accompolishment. That was midly annoying to sift through, but I understand it's a big deal and all...I just have a cold heart as of late lol.
Anyways about 2hrs later she makes a new post about being pregnant because the first wasn't enough. Awesome. Like 15 mins ago she makes ANOTHER post about it saying "Can't sleep, tummy hurts, hello prego life 😀😀"
It took every ounce of my energy not to type something extremely rude like, "we ****ing get it, your pregnant."
2. Me and my friend drive 30 mins to play beerpong with these chics we met randomly one night. 2 are definitely good looking....ones a chubbba wubba though. Ok lookin face but yeah....Anyways were all playing BP along with 2 other dudes that we didnt know would be there..( I guess I understand them wanting to have 2 of their guy friends there since we've never formally hungout, but whatever...) my friend randomly makes comments the whole time whenever the chubba wubba talks to me such as "that's all you" or "wheres your girl at" when she leaves the room.
Any clue why he feels the need to say things like that? He's always been considering kind of the **** blocking type amongst our ground of friends even if it's never negatively effected me. J/W if someone can get all psychological on me and tell me why he always does that.
this little F*cking tag that is attached to the bottom of my comforter.
When I make the bed with this little 'do not remove tag' at the bottom of my bed by my feet, in the morning when I awake, this thing is right next to my face.
Never fails!
and if I leave it towards the top of my bed by my face... it's still there when I wake up.
Pro tip - It's ok to remove the tag once you buy it.
Do you leave the price sticker on your new car? Same same.
I was buying a cap at the ballpark. I was going to put it on as the transaction was being completed. My wife reached up to take the stickers off. I said, "No, leave the stickers on. That's how the cool kids do it." (I was not one of the cool kids). The young (early 20s?) woman behind the counter almost spit her teeth out trying not to laugh.
any song that mentions minnie pearl and mojo nixon sure don't need no fixin'
No, we only have it iced.
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Got introduced to them via a roommate whose favorite song was Bitchin' Camaro. Imagine my shock when they hit it "big."
Flashing back to the late 80's here. I had Beelzebubba on vinyl, even.
The ex-poker group used to play a game called Elvis as the night-ender. I introduced them to Mojo's Elvis Is Everywhere for that.
Same roommate's other favorite songs were Mojo's "Stuffin' Martha's Muffin" and Camper Van Beethoven's "Where the Hell is Bill."
Yes, he was a weird dude. Why do you ask?
People pulling the shopping cart behind them at the supermarket.
I know someone who once went to the drive thru of a FF establishment in a shopping cart.
It doesn't piss me off , just felt like contributing.
That the Subie changes the clock about 5-8 miles inside of Colorado. Even worse, since the western counties of Kansas are in the Mountain time zone, it's off by ~30 miles, not just 5-8.
Yeah, isn't the time zone line in Kansas?
I do this sometimes but only if the store is mostly empty. It seems easier to pull than to push. It takes more space since the cart is diagonally behind me vs directly in front. So if you're ever in Boulder and you see an idiot pulling the cart come say hi.
People, usually women, pushing their cart with their forearms on the handle piss me off.
