Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.
Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.
1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how she is now pregnant. (She's 19 btw) obviously every random girl she is friends with on facebook felt the need to congratulate her on such an amazing accompolishment. That was midly annoying to sift through, but I understand it's a big deal and all...I just have a cold heart as of late lol.
Anyways about 2hrs later she makes a new post about being pregnant because the first wasn't enough. Awesome. Like 15 mins ago she makes ANOTHER post about it saying "Can't sleep, tummy hurts, hello prego life 😀😀"
It took every ounce of my energy not to type something extremely rude like, "we ****ing get it, your pregnant."
2. Me and my friend drive 30 mins to play beerpong with these chics we met randomly one night. 2 are definitely good looking....ones a chubbba wubba though. Ok lookin face but yeah....Anyways were all playing BP along with 2 other dudes that we didnt know would be there..( I guess I understand them wanting to have 2 of their guy friends there since we've never formally hungout, but whatever...) my friend randomly makes comments the whole time whenever the chubba wubba talks to me such as "that's all you" or "wheres your girl at" when she leaves the room.
Any clue why he feels the need to say things like that? He's always been considering kind of the **** blocking type amongst our ground of friends even if it's never negatively effected me. J/W if someone can get all psychological on me and tell me why he always does that.
Nobody would have invented the corral if carts flying around totaling cars and killing babies wasn't a problem. I'm taking mine back and picking up loosies on the way 100% of the time. Unless I'm tired or don't feel like it.
Why even ask? You clearly already know it’s better to return the cart.
Lol, modern society requires the smallest effort but people would still rather be selfish.
I've never understood why it's so much more difficult to put your cart back when you are done than it is to push it around the store and then out to your car. If you can get it to your car you can get it to the corral.
Thank you all. I will strive to increase my cart return compliance from ~75% to 100% going forward.
I think the free-for-all days of yore were clouding my judgment, but then again back in like the 70s it was also considered marginally socially acceptable to just chuck garbage out your car window, so yeah that excuse doesn't hold.
Thank you all. I will strive to increase my cart return compliance from ~75% to 100% going forward.
I think the free-for-all days of yore were clouding my judgment, but then again back in like the 70s it was also considered marginally socially acceptable to just chuck garbage out your car window, so yeah that excuse doesn't hold.
You'll just have to stay awake an extra 30 seconds that night to make up for the 30 seconds you lost returning the cart to the corral.
I'll just take my cart and stick it inside the other(s) since eventually someone's gonna have to fetch the ones that are there in any case.
You could be the hero and take them both back.
And in the case of taking your cart back, you get to have the fun of seeing from how far away you can fire the cart into the corral. And the even more fun of chasing down an out of control cart.
Good times.
After that exchange above, I am not returning carts to the corral any longer... My plan, to Create Jobs.
Ladys, Gentlemen, Them, They, Her, Him, She, HE, heir, Fae,
Scribe... All point, no edge.
Be careful... you'll poke your eye out.
I saw something similar on the ground the other day. Couldn't figure out what it was, so picked it up. Said SAMSUNG on it.
I assume a stylus for some mobile device. Can't think of anything that still uses a stylus, though.
I saw something similar on the ground the other day. Couldn't figure out what it was, so picked it up. Said SAMSUNG on it.
I assume a stylus for some mobile device. Can't think of anything that still uses a stylus, though.
Samsung Galaxy S Ultra phones come with styluses. The Note series too until Samsung killed it.
You could be the hero and take them both back.
And in the case of taking your cart back, you get to have the fun of seeing from how far away you can fire the cart into the corral. And the even more fun of chasing down an out of control cart.
Good times.
no better way to end a shopping trip than firing your cart back at the nest and have it collect another stray on the way home
nothing left to do at that point but plop down on the drivers seat - pause before starting - and slowly grin with eyes squinting while raising your chin
OK, I have an "am I a terrible person" question.
People use the cart return thing as the litmus test for someone being an *******. My thing is that if I'm anywhere near a cart corral I'll generally bring it over, but if I'm not, especially if there's already a cart or two abandoned next to my spot, I'll just take my cart and stick it inside the other(s) since eventually someone's gonna have to fetch the ones that are there in any case. Or whoever takes my parking spot is probably gonna just gra
SOCIOPATH
all seriousness...it's a micro aggression at worst and most people who get up in arms about people not returning theirs are probably doing way worse things every day.
I return mine every time of course, because in the people's republic of Australia, you have to insert a $1 or $2 into a lock to access the trolley in the first place and you need to return the trolley to the bay to re-connect your trolley to another trolley and get your coin back
I usually end up with little enough that I can grab my bags from the cart at the Entrance/Exit on my way out and leave the cart there.
When I know I won't be able to do that, I try to park near a cart corral--but not in the line of fire of weirdos slinging their carts at it from 40 yards away!
do you also have to pay to poop in public places, or does that come gratis similar to the entire us left coast democracy?
(of which i am a member if remembering correctly)
do you also have to pay to poop in public places, or does that come gratis similar to the entire us left coast democracy?
(of which i am a member if remembering correctly)
what kind of sick animal poops in public places?
also, someone is paying for those gleaming public bathrooms of yours....may as well be the people using them rather than the honest hardworking taxpayers who have the goddamncommoncourtesy to **** at home
what kind of sick animal poops in public places?
also, someone is paying for those gleaming public bathrooms of yours....may as well be the people using them rather than the honest hardworking taxpayers who have the goddamncommoncourtesy to **** at home
false assumption the act occurs in a bathroom
do you also have to pay to poop in public places, or does that come gratis similar to the entire us left coast democracy?
(of which i am a member if remembering correctly)
By the time I'm willing to poop in a public place anybody within 50 yards would be willing to pay the toll for me and give me a large gratuity to proceed in haste.
locations most often discovered by tourists watching their phones and not the sidewalk
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what kind of sick animal poops in public places?
also, someone is paying for those gleaming public bathrooms of yours....may as well be the people using them rather than the honest hardworking taxpayers who have the goddamncommoncourtesy to **** at home
I've done some other things in public bathrooms, that didn't involve George Michael
