Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.

If I were a huge band putting a tour together and someone suggested a kiss cam that guy would be looking for a new job.

Celebrating the birthday of anyone over the age of 12.

Celebrating the anniversary of anything other than a wedding.

Happy Birthday Amp!

Nope, I was born on the anniversary of JFK assassination.

How about a two-week anniversary?

One month until amp's 20th 2p2 anniversary!

If consenting adults want to privately celebrate such things it's absolutely lovely. Posting any such thing is completely ridiculous.

So it really just comes down to a broadcast expecing written congratulations. I don't regulate what people do in their parlor.

Thanksgiving 2029!

That is disturbing.

Ozzy not taking Sharon with him.

Chain and dealership repair shops who promote an oil change sale for $65, and it includes all these things, but it's mostly "check tire pressure, check fluid levels, check belts, check..."

Thanks for looking at my car, which you would've done anyways, since you always suggest upsells.

I always celebrate the day I left Vietnam.

Adults who are interested in Spider-Man.

Sexually?

lolllllllllllll

I might be able to get into the eight legs thing

They are a minor.

For an adult, it sure seems like you know a lot about Spider-Man.

I was also once a minor. It’s like being attracted to middle school girls. It’s cool in middle school.

Toby McGuire was at least 45 years old when he played Spider Man.

Let the record reflect that when I started this conversation it was about infantile entertainment choices, not whether it’s ok to be attracted to underage characters if they are played by adult actors.

The record reflects that you were the only one to introduce the words “minor”, “infantile”, and “underage” into the record.

Expectations are out of control