Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.
Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.
1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how s
Too much bacon in my breakfast burrito. I don't want that much shitty bacon in a tortilla. Something less is fine as long as you remember salsa.
Too much bacon in my breakfast burrito. I don't want that much shitty bacon in a tortilla. Something less is fine as long as you remember salsa.
This makes less sense than it should.
When I am next up to cross, but ambulances stop the lights and then the sequence is reset and I am now at the end of the crossing.
When I am next up to cross, but ambulances stop the lights and then the sequence is reset and I am now at the end of the crossing.
In the same vein, ambulances with their lights flashing but driving at/near the speed limit when road conditions would allow much higher speeds.
If I'm in the back of that thing, they can turn the lights off if I'm dead. If I'm breathing they had better be passing everything on the road and drifting through intersections.
In the same vein, ambulances with their lights flashing but driving at/near the speed limit when road conditions would allow much higher speeds.
If I'm in the back of that thing, they can turn the lights off if I'm dead. If I'm breathing they had better be passing everything on the road and drifting through intersections.
nsfw
Spoiler
btw I'm pretty sure that was the only good scene in the movie
3 massive ****ing idiots getting destroyed by a huge bear on Tony Montana levels of blow
to Depeche Mode music
Too much bacon in my breakfast burrito. I don't want that much shitty bacon in a tortilla. Something less is fine as long as you remember salsa.
You are in the right place sir, because this should NOT piss you off
People who can't manage to put the Denver Broncos logo on their car correctly. They always tilt the head up slightly so it looks even when the proper way is to have it tilted down slightly. Here's a graphic someone from reddit made a few years ago.
s/b labeled "Horse Giggling (and Gasping) All the Way to the Bank"
how many are you allowing yourself?
only one type of long skinny noodle like s'getti or fettuccine?
a flat lasagne one, but does that also include ravoli?
you need an elbow, but probably not an ear?
and how many different tubes of which size and texture?
although we all can agree wagonwheels are beloved by no one and only a precocious child should wear a bow tie
you don't need elbow
spaghetti/vermicelli to hold sauce
lasagne for structure
rotini for salads
not if we're trying to narrow it down to the fewest possible shapes! I too love a good bowtie carbonara but sacrifices must be made.
my family is from Tennessee, so I preemptively hard-coded a preferred term into my grandchildren before the rest of the family had them calling me papaw.
not if we're trying to narrow it down to the fewest possible shapes! I too love a good bowtie carbonara but sacrifices must be made.
my family is from Tennessee, so I preemptively hard-coded a preferred term into my grandchildren before the rest of the family had them calling me papaw.
not familiar with any bowtie carbonara places outside voluntary state lines that will still serve a butt-chugging patron only wearing orange checkerboard jort overalls but reluctantly willing to be proven wrong
Voluntary = Volunteer (Tennessee is the volunteer state)
Insert "while" after patron for readability.
