Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k
I start this with some pictures:
nl2 -$8792.18 -82 buy ins below EV
nl5 (notice that pt4 shows party poker nl5 as nl4) -$5943.81
nl10 -$773.92 -15 buy ins below EV
Total loss -$15509.91
This is me playing nl2, nl5 and nl10 on party poker for one year.
My history begins somewhere in same period when they started to show WSOP shows in television. I think I have played 12-13 years nows mainly NL2, some amount of NL5 and little bit of NL10 what is the biggest stake i've ever played.
I've read all Sklansky, all Harrington, all Miller, watched huge amount of videos, bought trackers and calculators.
Still after those years and after that all I've lost huge amount of money on those stakes. I try to play my best but losing to huge suckouts like 95/5 favorite makes me really upset.
I've lost literally all my money including all my life savings to online poker. I want to try one last time to win those money back and little bit of extra. That's why $16k. What I need is support and guiding.
I had thread on micro forum but they deleted it just when people start to understand that this is real situation and not fake.
And if you wonder where that biggest loser comes from it was said by guy who has been playing for living many years. He said I'm the biggest loser in history counted as lost buy ins.
Dude, your suckout losses are only about 1% of your total losses, and considering that you are all in most of your hands - 1% is nothing, you are NOT unlucky. You have serious gambling and mental problems. I dont want to be rude to you, i ve created this acc to post in this thread. Einstein once said - “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”
Bro, you will never break even. You should close this chapter of your life and live on, you are torturi
Seems like you're jealous you aren't the one with a massive thread like this. lol @ telling someone they have a problem when you really have no clue about anything in their life.
Would also bet a lot of money this isn't the only 2p2 account you've ever had.
Seems like you're jealous you aren't the one with a massive thread like this. lol @ telling someone they have a problem when you really have no clue about anything in their life.
Would also bet a lot of money this isn't the only 2p2 account you've ever had.
this troll could've been a lot funnier. i'll grade it a C-.
Next 3 months its 50% rake back on ggpoker, come there you can make fortune 🧐
How am I just seeing this thread?!
Has anyone offered you coaching before? I'd love to see someone who's new to coaching decide to work with you for free. If they could turn you into a winner, then that could prove how great a coach you are.
I'd 100% also watch a twitch stream or whatever of you playing poker; that's how you could have your first profitable month!!
How am I just seeing this thread?!
Has anyone offered you coaching before? I'd love to see someone who's new to coaching decide to work with you for free. If they could turn you into a winner, then that could prove how great a coach you are.
I'd 100% also watch a twitch stream or whatever of you playing poker; that's how you could have your first profitable month!!
he's been offered coaching several times and he's been told to stream on twitch in order to make money. he doesn't want to do either, it seems. he did record a webcam session of him playing a few years ago which he uploaded to youtube, but it's been taken down.
poker isn't about winning money anyway. it's about punishing whales and late position raisers as well as proving to everyone that the site you play thousands of hands per month is rigged. i believe he's quite happy with how things are going.
fair enough.
Here for the ride then! Good luck OP I hope you kill it and get your first winning month!
yea but its 50% before PVI, so for most its 12,5% rakeback
for paisting it might be 100% RB though
I think that's only fair!
I can tell you that after losing $200 to that hoaxing site all in or fold game and when news told that guy who saw players cards I will never go back that GG idiot and clearly hoaxing site. Negreanu should to put in jail promoting that kind of absolute ****. Celebrity that has money so much you can never use all in your life time and still stealing peoples money. Total idiot.
I can tell you that after losing $200 to that hoaxing site all in or fold game and when news told that guy who saw players cards I will never go back that GG idiot and clearly hoaxing site. Negreanu should to put in jail promoting that kind of absolute ****. Celebrity that has money so much you can never use all in your life time and still stealing peoples money. Total idiot.
DNegs life must be hard, even paisting roasts him on the internet . Thats the bottom of the pit, i would retire from poker.
I actually have a serious suggestion here, one which could help Paisting have a better 2024 on the felt.
We make a documentary about OP's poker exploits. We could call it 'Taking a Paisting' or something like that. Whilst I'm certainly no Werner Herzog, I have a some experience in filmmaking and some of the equipment required to do so.
Said documentary opens with footage of Paisting going on monkey tilt after taking a bad beat against one of those late position raising whales, before a well know
I would actually be very interested in doing this. Not just for the PR, but also because Paisting's story fascinates me personally.
It's too absurd to be true, but also too elaborate of a troll to be fake. Just an impossible situation really.
I would actually be very interested in doing this. Not just for the PR, but also because Paisting's story fascinates me personally.
It's too absurd to be true, but also too elaborate of a troll to be fake. Just an impossible situation really.
It's up to OP as this point. Paisting what are your thoughts?
Paisting would obviously be a HUGE winner if he chose to use the 'all-in Cashout Feature' on GG, Stars, Partypoker & SportsBetting.
Has anyone told him about this?
Also, he should start up a Youtube channel & become a Twitch streamer. Surely he'd have more likes than Lex by the end of his first week (or first 1,000 buyins lost... whichever comes first)
Paisting.
What sites are you currently playing on? When are you playing next? (what time zone are you living in?)
TIA
Paisting would obviously be a HUGE winner if he chose to use the 'all-in Cashout Feature' on GG, Stars, Partypoker & SportsBetting.
Has anyone told him about this?
Also, he should start up a Youtube channel & become a Twitch streamer. Surely he'd have more likes than Lex by the end of his first week (or first 1,000 buyins lost... whichever comes first)
Everything was told or suggested at some point, but he's not taking any advice because he's the smartest.
Document is interesting thing. But if we think why Paisting is so popular, more popular than many big winners is that he is mysterious faceless guy with huge attitude and massive persistence to play years after years same small stakes.
If we think like Isildur he was huge success and everyone was talking about him. One of the biggest miracles ever. Now when he’s normal Victor with face that everyone knows he’s just boring like hell. Last time someone even mentioned him was me just here. And if we think Bert from basement, sad lonely guy smoking cigarettes and singing 70’s soul like bad karaoke winning 3 million I’m getting more mentions. If he were just Giraf faceless guy who wins 3 million everyone would talk nothing else but him.
Paisting is mystery.
Document is interesting thing. But if we think why Paisting is so popular, more popular than many big winners is that he is mysterious faceless guy with huge attitude and massive persistence to play years after years same small stakes.
If we think like Isildur he was huge success and everyone was talking about him. One of the biggest miracles ever. Now when he’s normal Victor with face that everyone knows he’s just boring like hell.
you can't argue with that!
Paisting, the reason you are known has nothing to do with your anonymity. if Isildur still played cards vs only the best opponents in the world like he did when he got famous, he'd still be the hottest thing in poker (he barely plays at all these days).
"Last time someone even mentioned him was me just here."
One of the funniest sentences I've ever seen in print.
Document is interesting thing. But if we think why Paisting is so popular, more popular than many big winners is that he is mysterious faceless guy with huge attitude and massive persistence to play years after years same small stakes.
If we think like Isildur he was huge success and everyone was talking about him. One of the biggest miracles ever. Now when he’s normal Victor with face that everyone knows he’s just boring like hell. Last time someone even mentioned him was me just here. And if we
You really are buddy...
