Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k
I start this with some pictures:
nl2 -$8792.18 -82 buy ins below EV
nl5 (notice that pt4 shows party poker nl5 as nl4) -$5943.81
nl10 -$773.92 -15 buy ins below EV
Total loss -$15509.91
This is me playing nl2, nl5 and nl10 on party poker for one year.
My history begins somewhere in same period when they started to show WSOP shows in television. I think I have played 12-13 years nows mainly NL2, some amount of NL5 and little bit of NL10 what is the biggest stake i've ever played.
I've read all Sklansky, all Harrington, all Miller, watched huge amount of videos, bought trackers and calculators.
Still after those years and after that all I've lost huge amount of money on those stakes. I try to play my best but losing to huge suckouts like 95/5 favorite makes me really upset.
I've lost literally all my money including all my life savings to online poker. I want to try one last time to win those money back and little bit of extra. That's why $16k. What I need is support and guiding.
I had thread on micro forum but they deleted it just when people start to understand that this is real situation and not fake.
And if you wonder where that biggest loser comes from it was said by guy who has been playing for living many years. He said I'm the biggest loser in history counted as lost buy ins.
You would do better to do this with shorts on YT because noone cares about 2p2. Kinda beating the dead horse around here, no?
Only 6 blogs have more views than this. One of the most popular blogs on biggest poker related site ever. Not so bad achievement at all. Many have tried but not succeeded.
It's interesting that Paisting thinks some guy is winning because of RTA. Shouldn't suckouts destroy that guy because he's playing so well?
There actually is a form of cheating that'll make you run above EV according to any tracker. More significantly so in PLO. It's not RTA because that just unfairly improves decision making and doesn't affect luck, and it doesn't require a superuser account or super hacker levels of cheating.
I'm of course talking about colluding with other players and sharing hole card info. Has this accusation been thrown around yet? Or is it too realistic and believable compared to larger and deeper conspiracies?
Only 6 blogs have more views than this. One of the most popular blogs on biggest poker related site ever. Not so bad achievement at all. Many have tried but not succeeded.
What kind of kickbacks are you getting back from 2p2 for that viewership?
I don't see much of an achievement tbh. It is interesting to look at a massive punter but what else is there? Nothing. Tomorrow I can expect the exact same from you and know it will come. If you took some interesting hands and put them in shorts like Wolfgang poker or whatever then included your graphs you probably can become quite popular outside of 2p2. The very least it would help sustain your BR lol
he's been offered coaching several times and he's been told to stream on twitch in order to make money. he doesn't want to do either, it seems. he did record a webcam session of him playing a few years ago which he uploaded to youtube, but it's been taken down.
poker isn't about winning money anyway. it's about punishing whales and late position raisers as well as proving to everyone that the site you play thousands of hands per month is rigged. i believe he's quite happy with how things are goin
I don't see how he thinks 2p2 is on the same level as YT or twitch for notoriety.
Played today. This is what I'm talking about. Brainless whales limping. These idiots should give me hundreds of money and I should bet bet bet their all money in 5 minutes. But site won't let that happen. Even when he calls with absolute garbage he wins. As you can see I run over these players because there is zero good player on that pool. I've posted these hands years after years and you still say I'm making this up. And combined with 12x lose with 50% equity you can think how much those sessions go down.
888Poker Snap, Hold'em No Limit - $0.05/$0.10 - 6 players
cusnirdenis8 (UTG): $18.11 (181 bb)
Zizishaways (MP): $4.08 (41 bb)
Paisting (CO): $19.14 (191 bb)
JackDimond (BU): $10.00 (100 bb)
BedeAA (SB): $10.49 (105 bb)
APARECIDOG (BB): $4.04 (40 bb)
Pre-Flop: ($0.15) Hero (Paisting) is CO with 9♥ A♥
cusnirdenis8 (UTG) calls $0.10, Zizishaways (MP) calls $0.10, Paisting (CO) raises to $0.60, 3 players fold, cusnirdenis8 (UTG) calls $0.50, Zizishaways (MP) calls $0.50
Flop: ($1.95) 9♣ 7♦ 9♠ (3 players)
cusnirdenis8 (UTG) checks, Zizishaways (MP) bets $3.48 (all-in), Paisting (CO) calls $3.48, cusnirdenis8 (UTG) folds
Turn: ($8.91) T♥ (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: ($8.91) 8♣ (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: $8.91 (Rake: $0.45)
Showdown:
Zizishaways (MP) shows J♠ A♦ (a straight, Seven to Jack)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 68%, Flop: 2%, Turn: 9%, River: 100%)
Paisting (CO) shows 9♥ A♥ (three of a kind, Nines)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 32%, Flop: 98%, Turn: 91%, River: 0%)
Zizishaways (MP) wins $8.46
AJ is better than A9, justly win for Zizi
100% for him on river. Fold river.
Since you already know the game is rigged against you, your implied equity is 0% learn game.
this is so sad .....
It became very hilarious when you scroll down this topic and see these same guys with now total nonsense comments talking about how it's impossible to cheat online or see other players cards. What happened on GG is something that I've been talking about for years. Also the nonsense comes from that fact those suckouts are so absurd and keeps happening years after years. They see that there is something going on that look really not normal variance but they can't admit that because of strong denialism for years. They have no ability to say that I've been right all the time.
Have you tried playing live poker?
have u tried moving up in stakes paisting?
It's not impossible to cheat online, but none of the cheats has ever involved any suckouts.
It became very hilarious when you scroll down this topic and see these same guys with now total nonsense comments talking about how it's impossible to cheat online or see other players cards. What happened on GG is something that I've been talking about for years. Also the nonsense comes from that fact those suckouts are so absurd and keeps happening years after years. They see that there is something going on that look really not normal variance but they can't admit that because of strong denia
Funny coming from a dude that thinks after loosing seven figures to the smallest games possible in ev. Can't admit he is the biggest idiot ever played cards. And for some reason keeps doing that. I mean you know that saying fool me once... You are like a walking atm for sites and others players. Any other human with a brain would stop playing if they feel getting cheated but you are not. You are the biggest idiot for sure.
GL on the tables!
February over and with huge rollercoaster. Everything started to go wrong at the beginning of month with massive suckouts, then seemed like you're getting something back before huge drop. I confronted my biggest equity loss during my almost 20 years in poker history with 98& equity.
1x 98% equity loss
6x 80-90% equity loss
8x 70-80% equity loss
The lower ones like 65-70% are usually with better ace against worst ace. I think those are really massive losses because with my skill level I make them play bad, I outplay them badly to call all ins with worst ace like one or two kicker worst ace. Biggest mistakes you can make in no limit holdem and still they win.
The more whale stats they have, the more they limp call and the fewer hands they have on site, the more they win with absolute ridiculous suckouts.
Paisting, this is your 4th month in a row of running above expectation, isn't it? What is your secret to being so lucky?
ur downswing is never going to end because it is same as you putting money to a slot machine you have a mental problem get help
What are you talking about? Do you see I lost hand where I had 98% equity and ****ing massive ******ed whale had 2%. How many times you see in these topics that people lose with 98% equity? Do you understand what game is this we are talking about? Do you understand what 98% equity means?
Paisting, this is your 4th month in a row of running above expectation, isn't it? What is your secret to being so lucky?
What's is in your brain that you won't see that I lose every month more to suckouts than any else can show? Now there was 22 suckouts in 10k hands. Over 100 buy ins below ev in one year was just some bug in software for you. Now I show you in every month that I lost 30 buy ins with best hand and also with almost 100% equity to whales. I think that your denialism is stating to go to end.
What is your overall win/loss ratio when flipping with 98% AI equity? Can you check that out in your database?
