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RIP Sammy
Of course you had a good 2023. You became an Australian.
Fister itt
in important news. Today, or whenever we get through the online que, Danes find out how much they owe or get back in tax money. Sammy had a really good 2023 but didn't really adjust his tax information reflecting that. Sammy will probably get ****ed.
only about 400k people in que
Dafug, don't they know Sammy is VIP?, Sammy does not like queing, that's what poor people do.
Sheep will use his mod powers by calling the Denmarkian tax office and urging them to move Sammy to the front of the queue, right meow.
Maybe Sammy didn't declare his Spilmaks?
They use Australian Dollars now.
Is Sammy still sitting in the queue?
Prolly. RIP Sammy
RIP Sammy
So in Denmark the taxes are collected by the Skatman?
I hope Sammy can stay awake for long enough today
5 hours later....
Sammy has to go do something for a few hours, if it's his turn while he's away, he will be kicked out of the que again. If he tries to open it from another IP phone/etc., he will get kicked from the que and have to start again. WTF is this ****
Maybe Denmark should raise taxes to be able to afford a better tax system.
5 hours later....
Sammy has to go do something for a few hours, if it's his turn while he's away, he will be kicked out of the que again. If he tries to open it from another IP phone/etc., he will get kicked from the que and have to start again. WTF is this ****
It says it was last updated on June 14th, 2014. Sammy is poasting screenshots from ten years ago!
I think the Danish government website just takes 10 years to update
omfg it happened again....
It's like they are just ****ing with me for fun. I'm not paying those ****ers 1 cent, that'll teach those ****ers not to piss off Sammy
Now's Sammy's gonna get visited by the Danish FBI for not paying his taxes.
They'll show up with frozen bratwursts and do a thorough analysis
3 hours later and still ****. Same thing will happen tonight, it will be my turn while I'm sleeping and these ****ers will kick me out of the que
If Sammy was still young he would be able to stay awake for long enough to not miss the queue
Sammy is 21
Finally got through. I have to pay ~15k Danish money ($2k). I thought it would be way more. Sammy wipes his ass in $2k bills, this actually feels like a win.
Sammy will now celebrate by drinking 10 -25 beers, and bet 2k on odds 2, and thereby make the bookies pay his debt.
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