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they probably already withheld $50K in taxes from Sammy's salary

HAhahahaha, I wish...

Holding $50k would mean Sammy only made $53k.

Homeless people make more than that collecting empty beer cans in my country

FYP

There are no homeless people in Sammy's house

Sammy will eat deep fried Gouda rings in an hour or so

Beer

edit: Fun fact, the Danish word for bitch is "so"

I don't think Morph should go to prison

agreed

lol was about to post just that; we think as one! 😀

nice

Maybe you're both idiots

lol 😃

so

Sammy prolly already eating deep fried gouda in Denmarkian prison. Cos that's what Denmarkian prisons do.

Why do I not give all the s*it up here and go to Denmarkian prison too? I heard life is good there...

Yeah right, I don't speak any Denmarkian, the weather is crap, the culture is crap, the gals and the food are prolly crap too and whatnot and they will be conquered by Germans just like my home country sooner or later. I blame Morph. But let's keep it an option for now. Skol!

Move to Polandmøller! Low cost of living (so you can retire even sooner), okay weather, nice looking ewes, not too far from Bavariamøller... What more can you ask for?

To be further away from WW3.

Thanks Mr. Sheeps, I'll consider Polandmöller, but for the moment my life is centered around other parts of the world, honestly can't imagine going back to Europe at this point. But life is full of surprises.
Like today, among other things, I was at the doc and he told me my liver values were normal (last time he said they were somewhat elevated ��😉. Not sure how that could [strike]of[/strike] have happened given my recent history, maybe the person in charge dropped my sample, but whatever, I'll take it. Maybe I have a reptilian liver after all...

Movie tipp of the week: "The Death of Dick Long".

Sammy once had sex with Nicole in Wilhelmshaven

Nicole did not like it